A cologne that will make her think of sex

[Duke Smellington]

If they could bottle that up, people would be lined up all the way down I-20 to buy it.

[knightowl]

Time to musk up.

[Awakening950]

Funny thread!



*face palm* LOL. The things guys do to get some action... Be wary though. Disappointed ladies might just shove the same kielbasa down the guy's throat.

The shoving might happen but not down his throat. He didn't actually specify the action he wants so maybe that would do.

[Dernier_Cri]

If you want to get some action, show up in a Porsche, throw some money around and maybe, then you'll get some action.

Otherwise, a fragrance isn't going to do it.

This is absolutely true. When I show up in the Porsche I can wear almost anything I want. I always get lots of compliments.

[badarun]

Eau dumb? Cash and confidence, not the cologne / parfum that'll do the trick . However make sure u don't smell bad, body & more importantly ur mouth..

[fit&frag'd]

Nothing covers up the smell of desperation...

[goutam02]

Any scent + enter the scene riding a horse.. Works all the time

[staticx]

LOL! good comments...
I think you should wear your confidence and right attitude..then any cologne will do!

[ashr]

Clive Christian No. 1 Imperial Majesty for Men.

2 sprays to the chest, 1 on the wrist, and the receipt pinned firmly to your shirt.

[hedonist222]

Hopefully you end up with someone trashy otherwise a nice girl may get hurt.

[Schilling]

"I am going to be around some females this weekend..."

Does this mean that you're going to a zoo?

[MikeDropIt]

If you're going to be lucky it's not going to be because of the fragrance.

+1

However, I would recommend Back to Black from the house of By Kilian. Sweet, black honey. If girls don't fall in love with you because of this fragrance, I don't know which fragrance will.

Good Luck!

[Oupavoc]

Go away.

Hahahaha...

SSV that was to funny. Good one

[Schilling]

+1

However, I would recommend Back to Black from the house of By Kilian. Sweet, black honey. If girls don't fall in love with you because of this fragrance, I don't know which fragrance will.

Good Luck!

Sometimes honey smells like urine to me, which just goes to show that one size doesn't fit all.

[Fragmeister]

How old are the females?

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[L'Homme Blanc Individuel]

Nothing covers up the smell of desperation...

A million times THIS.

And BOOM goes the dynamite.

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Any scent + enter the scene riding a horse.. Works all the time

HOLY COW, that's genius!!! Show up riding a horse. Absolute genius, man!!! Goutam02, I tip my hat to you, sir. That's sheer frikkin' genius. Giddyup!!!!!

[charger]

Whatever smells like $100 bills??

[reinhard5490]

Eau de Cougar

[cadenz]

none. Wear really tight pants and tape a kielbasa to one thigh.

rotflmfao!!!

[Kielecki]

[Buzzlepuff]

No fragrance will make any woman think of sex all by itself unless she associates that fragrance smell with sex from her own experience. It is an unconscious and visceral association that is more basic than thinking. Be careful what you wear during sex as it will often open the doors the next time. It is a fact that the powers of association are extremely strong so whatever you are wearing during sex (presumably she will like it), when you wear that same fragrance again, her body will of course think "sex might be on its way, get ready!".

Rose 31 by Le Labo has a sexy smell with many women because of the scent of it. So I've been told.

[Rüssel]

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[barclaydetolly]

Bleach.

[CologneFan85]

Ive had many woman tell me certain scents of colognes turn them on.

[pav]

Creed Aventus