WORST Fragrance you have smelt?

[xtr.pwnzor]

Grey Flannel

[döfä91]

Hard to say which one is the worst, but some of the most disgusting:

Calvin Klein Escape
Clinuque Happy
Ungaro II
Lanvin Arpege Homme
Van Gils Between Sheets
Hermes Bel Ami
Hermes Equipage
Fleur du Male
Gaultier2
(Some) Perry Ellis
Bvlgari Black
Azzaro Acteur
Habit Rouge
Yatagan
Paco Rabanne
Cacharel Pour Homme

[MTB79]

JPG Le Male. First time I ever wore it I wasn't convinced, later that day I came down with a severe vomiting bug. Now whenever I smell it I gag.

Granted extenuating circumstances, but can't be many fragrances that make people want to throw up.

[Unifex]

Karma by Lush was the worst smell ever. Metallic fake orange squash - like the orange scent in a kitchen cleaner.

Utterly horrible.

[Virtue&Sin]

All currents versions from: Dsquared2, Davidoff, PRabanne, Dior mainstream ones (maybe two "meh" here), Joop, and the cherry on the top would be Carolina Herrera line!

[DieNase]

Musc Ravageur

This!
And womanity

[perfaddict]

Beyond Paradise for Men.

And in my wardrobe: Knize Ten, one of my major mistakes in life.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Obsession for Men is a very good shout, only beaten to worst place by Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille.

Like bathing in a vat of fudge.

[Kaern]

Grey Flannel

Yeah -- you got it -- well overrated.

Secretions Magnifique and Joop Homme make me feel a bit sick. I think that both are jokes but the latter not knowingly.

[ericrico]

Carlo Corinto Vetyver - expectations were high, but I wouldn't spray it on my neighbor's cat...appalling.

Also, 1 Million. It smells like the urine from the cast of the Jersey Shore on MTV. An insult to fragrance as much as they are an insult to the rest of America.

Cheers,

ericrico

[Marais]

Most of my bêtes noires have alraedy been mentioned: Knize Ten, Quorum, Aramis, Grey Flannel, MKK, Black Afgano, Ferrari Uomo, Orange Star.

So I'll add Turtle Vetiver Front (aka Dead Crab) and the unspeakable urinous horror in the dark green bottle with the lips on top, which should remain unnamed.

[nelbert]

Montale Aoud Lime - Revolting

[Ivan D' Great]

Mona Di Orios Cuir
Le Labo's Patchouli#?

Back in the days I remember not liking Halstons 1-12. But loved that Z-14

[Mervin]

For myself, its a toss up between Montale Oud Cuir D'Arabie and Ambre Sultan.

[Possum-Pie]

Creed Royal Water...Bug Spray
Creed MI...Cat Piss
Creed Original Vetiver...department store garbage

[Dernier_Cri]

Like bathing in a vat of fudge.

Oo......that doesn't sound so bad.

[smellgood4u]

My wife would argue it is the best.

As would I. Love Kouros. The first time I smelled it I didn't like it. It took me a while to understand it, and now I can't get enough of it.

[Stinkyboi]

Grey Flannel

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Grey Flannel

[Dog127]

Serge Lutens Musc Kobli Khan
YSL Kouros

Both are horrendous!

[smellgood4u]

Serge Lutens Musc Kobli Khan
YSL Kouros

Both are horrendous!

Wow. I love sniffing them.

[treeman5823]

Secretions Magnifiques and Dolce and Gabanna Light Blue. A*men is very good.

[bigsteve]

Also, 1 Million. It smells like the urine from the cast of the Jersey Shore on MTV. An insult to fragrance as much as they are an insult to the rest of America.

Tell it to all the women, from young to middle-aged, that like 1 Million on a guy....
Big compliment getter. Not bad for "urine," eh?

[weylin]

Keith Urban's Phoenix smells unbelievably cheap. And that's worse than strange, odd, unusual or weird.

Knize Ten smells like an Army Surplus store. The Third Reich meets Canadian Tire.

[HDDP]

too many to list,

too many FAIL out there

[stevolution]

After living with it for a while, Bas de Soie has gotten on my bad side. It's such an unfriendly scent.
Kiss Him is another wretched thing: Luden's cherry cough-drops and b.o. Not a grand combination.

[aqcmme]

Amazing poll, someone's best is probably anothers worst!!

For me, these scents are bad:
Kouros
A*Men

[Possum-Pie]

Amazing poll, someone's best is probably anothers worst!!

For me, these scents are bad:
Kouros
A*Men

Funny, so many people "hate" A Men. THe first time I smelled it I loved it, then I hated it, then I couldn't decide, then I bought a bottle, it varies from day-to-day as to my feelings...

[Spoombung]

Roughly in order:

M/mink pine disinfectant, bilge water & acrid pollution and a whiff of lab spillage

A*Men sickening, nauseating burnt sugar and a whiff of domestic violence

Polo geriatric, herbal stench and a whiff of child abuse

[Possum-Pie]

Roughly in order:

M/mink pine disinfectant, bilge water & acrid pollution and a whiff of lab spillage

A*Men sickening, nauseating burnt sugar and a whiff of domestic violence

Polo geriatric, herbal stench and a whiff of child abuse

Not to sound overly sensitive, but I work with women who have been beaten up by husbands, and kids who have had unspeakable things done to them...Doesn't compare to fragrances AT ALL...

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Roughly in order:

M/mink pine disinfectant, bilge water & acrid pollution and a whiff of lab spillage

A*Men sickening, nauseating burnt sugar and a whiff of domestic violence

Polo geriatric, herbal stench and a whiff of child abuse

Not to sound overly sensitive, but I work with women who have been beaten up by husbands, and kids who have had unspeakable things done to them...Doesn't compare to fragrances AT ALL...

[Finally24]

Joop
Narciso Rodriguez for him
A Men
And on the fairer sex, Flowerbomb.

...all of these are repulsive and should come with a written apology from the perfumier.

I could not agree more!