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    Quote Originally Posted by kalli View Post
    I almost forgot to add Miel De Bois by SL..ferret in a bottle, no joke. I'd go to Petsmart if I wanted that smell on me.
    Come on, Miel de Bois is just honey and woods, it is not animalic. I love it.

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    Smelt as in liquefied in a crucible ? In that case all of them, aventus being the worst.

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    One Man Show Gold Edition
    Joop! Homme

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    I've smelled the vast majority of fragrances listed over the last 2 pages, and although Secretions Magnifiques is pretty unpleasant, it pales in comparison to FCUK Him.

    I found that from a distance of a foot or more, SM was really not that bad. A metallic, milky floral that was unique, but didn't induce any real annoyance from me.
    FCUK Him, however, is disgusting stuff. I blind bought a bottle and it still sits in my collection as a taunting reminder of how blind buying isn't always successful.
    Someone here compared a fragrance to bugspray (one of the Creeds, I believe, possibly MI) but if bugspray were sprayed into a bucket of floor cleaner, you might just be able to sell the resulting concoction. Lord knows it'd smell superior to FCUK Him.

    Bulgari Aqua smelled just as bad on me, but it smells alright on some other people, so it didn't get the nod.
    FCUK Him smelled terrible on everyone that tested it.

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    HdP - Petroleum

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    Dolce & Gabbana The One for Men, pour Homme
    Gucci pour Homme
    Givenchy Pi

    In my very limited experience, these are the ones that made me cringe and want to wash off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by willyb View Post
    Smelt as in liquefied in a crucible ? In that case all of them, aventus being the worst.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drseid View Post
    Secretions Manifiques would have to top the list.
    Amen Dr! It's horrible lol
    Top ten

    1. Patou Pour Homme
    2. Patou Pour Homme Prive
    3. Portrait of a lady
    4. Jubilation XXV
    5. Cashmere Oud
    6. Tribute Attar
    7. Ambre 114
    8. Clive Christian No. 1
    9. Jardin d Amalfi
    10. Eau de Patou Pour Homme

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    There are some obvious stinkers like Secretions Manifiques. However, some commonly found fragrances that I could never jive with would be Issey Miyake, DG The One (not terrible, but not great IMO), Miel Bois in which the honey can come across as cat piss, perhaps some others. There is not many that I consider vile save a few like white diamonds, sunflowers, vanilla fields, etc.
    Is the juice worth the squeeze?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanielPlainview View Post
    Come on, Miel de Bois is just honey and woods, it is not animalic. I love it.
    I love it too, but it's TOTALLY animalic! Honey is very animalic in fragrances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kagey View Post
    I love it too, but it's TOTALLY animalic! Honey is very animalic in fragrances.
    Honestly, I don't feel it.

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    Serge Lutten MKK

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    JPG Le'Male....gross cupcake candle to me, but ironically it's the only one that seems to get complimented up the wazooo.

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    Got and endless list for this.
    My current top five:

    Guerlain - Mitsouko
    Naomi Goodsir - Bois d'ascèse
    Parfum d'Empire - Ambre Russe
    Maitre Parfumeur et Gantier - Santal Noble
    Czech & Speake - Oxford & Cambridge

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    Dior Fahrenheit. All it's flankers too.... Positively terrible
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    My latest addition to this list would be nu_be Mercury.

    Smells like a dirty fish tank that is drained of most of the water then some lemons thrown in. Stick your head in that fish tank and take a deep breath. That's Mercury.

    It makes me recoil. Not because it smells bad (a lot of fragrances do, but don't give me that reaction). I recoil because my body seems to be telling me that it's not good to breathe it in - as if it's unhealthy to inhale whatever that is. This seems more like a gag gift than an attempt at a serious perfume.

    I am actually a very big fan of the original 5 nu_be scents. Not this one.
    Seasonal favorites:

    1. Creed - Spice & Wood
    2. Creed - Aventus
    3. Brückner - Aoud 1
    4. Armani Privé - Oud Royal
    5. by Kilian - Incense Oud
    6. Dior - Vetiver
    7. Les Nez - Turtle Vetiver Back
    8. Neela Vermeire - Trayee
    9. Amouage - Jubilation XXV
    10. Creed - Royal English Leather

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    MKK
    Chergui
    Old Spice
    I hate these because their special musk drydown puts me off.

    Another SL is a contender:
    Fleurs d'Oranger - a brash, obnoxious concoction, mainly tuberose. I trashed it.
    Pleasure is the flower that passes; remembrance, the lasting perfume.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Azieru View Post
    I have tried time after time to like Serge Lutens Chergui. Makes me want to vomit.
    Me too.
    Pleasure is the flower that passes; remembrance, the lasting perfume.
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    I'd go with Slumberhouse Sova. It's an interesting scent, but just so cloying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willanhanyard View Post
    I'd go with Slumberhouse Sova. It's an interesting scent, but just so cloying.
    Blasphemer!

    My list is pretty long, too. Let's face it, tastes vary widely, like all over the map!
    I just don't get;
    Alien
    Joop
    J'Adore
    YSL-Paris
    SH- Pear & Olive
    EL- Beyond Paradise
    fig scents

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    Aramis by Aramis. Headache inducing. I got into the elevator wearing this, and people couldn't wait to get out.
    Gym scent of week: Creed Bois du Portugal

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    There was a fragrance at Macy's for a very short time called EVERLAST... One of the worst ever... There was one at Dillard's called Viking... Man these were rough...

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    Quote Originally Posted by G.303 View Post
    There was a fragrance at Macy's for a very short time called EVERLAST... One of the worst ever... There was one at Dillard's called Viking... Man these were rough...

    This one?




    This is actually a pretty good fragrance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buysblind View Post
    This one?




    This is actually a pretty good fragrance.
    I agree. 1910 is very good for the price. Safe, non cloying and last about hours.

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    Dior leather Oud. Just too dirty and skanky. It was a scrubber for sure.

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    Serge Lutens Muscs Koublai Khan

    Feces.

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    A*Men sickening, nauseating burnt sugar and a whiff of domestic violence
    lol, this was funny.

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