I'm still reading the Subject line and trying to decide what the appropriate answer will be. My thoughts so far
1) Upscale Strip Club??There is ?
2) Your girl to an upscale strip club? Wow
3) For her first time doing what?
4) Dancers always wear the worst perfumes that are a mix of sweat and cheap body spray
5) I don't like it but One Million would seem to fit in this situation
6) There is an Aventus joke somewhere in here but I'm thinking where it involved everyone leaving their pole to visit your table or you and your girl beating them off to take a group home.