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    Default Which frag should I wear taking grandma to a cage fight?

    I'm taking my 90 years old grandmother to a cage fight next week. What fragrance do you suggest I wear?

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    Old Spice
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragmeister View Post
    I'm taking my 90 years old grandmother to a cage fight next week. What fragrance do you suggest I wear?
    You're not stopping at an upscale strip club afterwards are you?

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    Yatagan, why be dull?
    by the time you can afford good speakers, you can't hear the difference

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    I'm waiting for Hednic to say Burberry London.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dernier_Cri View Post
    You're not stopping at the strip club afterwards are you?
    Or is it grandma's night off...?
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    ha ha. very good!

    Quote Originally Posted by Fragmeister View Post
    I'm taking my 90 years old grandmother to a cage fight next week. What fragrance do you suggest I wear?

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    Hello Kitty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by L'Homme Blanc Individuel View Post
    I'm waiting for Hednic to say Burberry London.

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    Or is it grandma's night off...?
    Grandma is too tired from the fight to do anything else in the evening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dernier_Cri View Post
    You're not stopping at an upscale strip club afterwards are you?
    Only the best for Grandma.

    I don't know how close you are with Grandma, but if you plan on getting "special" story time afterwards, you'd better pull out all the stops.

    Layer Musc Ravageur with musc kublai khan. That will enure you get a good stank. You'll be irresistible to Grandma!

    Don't say i never did anything for you

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    Be sure you don't underspray it!

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    Fresco by Ilum Dean. I hear it's totally 100% like Aventus for 1/20th of the price.

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    Hai Karate

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    Zino. Always Zino.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dernier_cri View Post
    you're not stopping at an upscale strip club afterwards are you?
    lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sjg3839 View Post
    Hai Karate
    Nice.

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    Kouros. Or Original Polo (Green). Can't beat a classic!

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    Eau Sauvage

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    Default Re: Which frag should I wear taking grandma to a cage fight?

    Are you planning on spraying grandma with anything?

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    Kourus by YSL

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    How much will the steaks cost?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Awakening950 View Post
    How much will the steaks cost?
    Her teeth can't take steak

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    Depends on what weight class your grandma fights in.

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    Come on guys, stop bashing that other guy. It's not like he's taking his girlfriend to a fancy stripclub or anything...

    Oh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by L'Homme Blanc Individuel View Post

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    Or is it grandma's night off...?

    Awesome. Just awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukecity View Post
    Depends on what weight class your grandma fights in.
    Spladam.

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    L'Origan for you, Yatagan for Grandma

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    Default Re: Which frag should I wear taking grandma to a cage fight?

    Oh I thought you meant fighting her in a cage fight. In which case Kouros would be a great weapon.

    Actually, I wonder if they allow fighters to wear fragrance. Distract your foe with civet or indoles, and STRIKE . . . must be a rule against it

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    Halson Z-14

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    Kouros or Aramis 900.

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    Eau De Javel will do the trick.

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    Default Re: Which frag should I wear taking grandma to a cage fight?

    Depends. Are you taking her to an upscale cage fight?

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    Default Re: Which frag should I wear taking grandma to a cage fight?

    This thread is great. The best part are some of the posters:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondflame View Post
    Depends. Are you taking her to an upscale cage fight?
    Classy cage fights > upscale cage fights

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    Perhaps Wild Lavender by Villoresi.

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    Curious by Britney Spears.

    Surreal and somehow apt at the same time...

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    One of the 3 Bruce Lee fragrance... see below


    A new line of colognes bearing Mr Lee’s name will give the wearer a sniff of his way-of-life and philosophies, according to*Shannon Lee, his daughter and head Bruce Lee Enterprises.The three fragrances vary in tone with*B Water*being described as “an elegant, casual scent”, while*Anger Blind*is “spicy, more aggressive” and*Don’t Think Feel*gives a more “woody and natural” impression.The colognes were introduced in Panama and Singapore last year, but the Middle Eastern launch is the biggest yet. Fans in mainland China and Hong Kong can expect Bruce Lee kicking their senses to life by the end of the year.
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    10. Serge Lutens - Chergui



    "A beautiful fragrance to the nose is like good jazz music to the ears, great food to the mouth, and Megan Fox and Jessica Alba to the eyes..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukecity View Post
    Depends on what weight class your grandma fights in.
    She's a welterweight but punches like a heavyweight.

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    I mostly came here to LOL

    But since I'm here, you should go with a layering of Anais Anais and Quorum.

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    Virtually any Bond no 9
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    I'm amazed that someone hasn't yet completely missed the humour and just suggested Aventus and a batch number.

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    What is exactly a cage fight ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by david View Post
    What is exactly a cage fight ?
    It's a fight. In a cage.
    Smelling good on a budget!

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    Quote Originally Posted by voodoodanny View Post
    It's a fight. In a cage.
    .....with animals presumably ?
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    Certainly, animals of the human variety.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Extreme_Cagefighting
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    If you feel silly taking your grandma out, I will volunteer to take her. But only if she's hot, and you give me a decant of Aventus (good batch) for my time and effort.
    And I promise to be a perfect gentleman.
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    LOL!

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    Troll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyline View Post
    Troll.
    Gosh, Skyline, you really have suddenly become the arbiter of enlightened discussion around here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyline View Post
    Troll.
    Call me niave, but what does this mean ?
    Is it those ugly dolls with long purple hair?
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    Cage fighting...go heavy on the Narciso Rodriguez for Him and don't look back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by voodoodanny View Post
    Certainly, animals of the human variety.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Extreme_Cagefighting
    Thanks.....looks very american.
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    Default Re: Which frag should I wear taking grandma to a cage fight?

    Quote Originally Posted by david View Post
    Thanks.....looks very american.
    Actually, and this is a little known fact, some of the best cage fighters come from Monaco.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dernier_Cri View Post
    Actually, and this is a little known fact, some of the best cage fighters come from Monaco.
    Thanks for the info, I do apologise if I sounded rude. I meant that the images of cage fighting look like the american style of wresting, rather than the british /european style. No offence was meant.

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    Think the best fragrance in this case would be Le Baiser Du Dragon, (which translated means "The Kiss Of The Dragon")
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    Is it too late to put down $50 on grandma?
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    Quote Originally Posted by david View Post
    .....with animals presumably ?
    Even I'd switch on the TV to see that.

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    Tonight you can wear DHI, because grandma will defend you from all the sweaty rednecks who'll wanna get into your panties.
    Kurt smells like Teen Spirit

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    I love this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragmeister View Post
    Even I'd switch on the TV to see that.
    I wouldn't. Unless they were ill tempered, mutated, with frickin' laser beams on their heads...

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    You and your gran should both wear Chanel No. 5

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    Thanks for all the suggestions. I'm sorry to say that Gran developed a hamstring injury and was unable to compete this week.

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    Thanks for the chuckle. Needed it today. My partner and I think Brut would be the most appropriate...for obvious reasons.

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