I'm taking my 90 years old grandmother to a cage fight next week. What fragrance do you suggest I wear?
Yatagan, why be dull?
by the time you can afford good speakers, you can't hear the difference
Terre d'Hermes Parfum
Hanae Mori H.M. EDT
Tom Ford Extreme
Gucci Pour Homme II
I don't know how close you are with Grandma, but if you plan on getting "special" story time afterwards, you'd better pull out all the stops.
Layer Musc Ravageur with musc kublai khan. That will enure you get a good stank. You'll be irresistible to Grandma!
Don't say i never did anything for you
Be sure you don't underspray it!
Fresco by Ilum Dean. I hear it's totally 100% like Aventus for 1/20th of the price.
Zino. Always Zino.
Bois Du Portugal
Kouros. Or Original Polo (Green). Can't beat a classic!
Are you planning on spraying grandma with anything?
Kourus by YSL
How much will the steaks cost?
Depends on what weight class your grandma fights in.
Come on guys, stop bashing that other guy. It's not like he's taking his girlfriend to a fancy stripclub or anything...
L'Origan for you, Yatagan for Grandma
Oh I thought you meant fighting her in a cage fight. In which case Kouros would be a great weapon.
Actually, I wonder if they allow fighters to wear fragrance. Distract your foe with civet or indoles, and STRIKE . . . must be a rule against it
Kouros or Aramis 900.
Eau De Javel will do the trick.
Depends. Are you taking her to an upscale cage fight?