Which frag should I wear taking grandma to a cage fight?

[Fragmeister]

I'm taking my 90 years old grandmother to a cage fight next week. What fragrance do you suggest I wear?

[donna255]

Old Spice

[Dernier_Cri]

I'm taking my 90 years old grandmother to a cage fight next week. What fragrance do you suggest I wear?

You're not stopping at an upscale strip club afterwards are you?

[Beftus]

Yatagan, why be dull?

[L'Homme Blanc Individuel]

I'm waiting for Hednic to say Burberry London.

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You're not stopping at the strip club afterwards are you?

Or is it grandma's night off...?

[Mr G]

ha ha. very good!

I'm taking my 90 years old grandmother to a cage fight next week. What fragrance do you suggest I wear?

[TLS]

Hello Kitty.

[Fragmeister]

I'm waiting for Hednic to say Burberry London.

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Or is it grandma's night off...?

Grandma is too tired from the fight to do anything else in the evening.

[aphexacid]

You're not stopping at an upscale strip club afterwards are you?

Only the best for Grandma.

I don't know how close you are with Grandma, but if you plan on getting "special" story time afterwards, you'd better pull out all the stops.

Layer Musc Ravageur with musc kublai khan. That will enure you get a good stank. You'll be irresistible to Grandma!

Don't say i never did anything for you

[TLS]

Be sure you don't underspray it!

[noirdrakkar]

Fresco by Ilum Dean. I hear it's totally 100% like Aventus for 1/20th of the price.

[sjg3839]

Hai Karate

[srellim1]

Zino. Always Zino.

[Fragmeister]

you're not stopping at an upscale strip club afterwards are you?

lol!

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Hai Karate

Nice.

[Richie_B]

Kouros. Or Original Polo (Green). Can't beat a classic!

[Ken_Russell]

Eau Sauvage

[Dernier_Cri]

Are you planning on spraying grandma with anything?

[hednic]

Kourus by YSL

[Awakening950]

How much will the steaks cost?

[Fragmeister]

How much will the steaks cost?

Her teeth can't take steak

[dukecity]

Depends on what weight class your grandma fights in.

[Incontinent]

Come on guys, stop bashing that other guy. It's not like he's taking his girlfriend to a fancy stripclub or anything...

Oh.

[Wheatstraw2]

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Or is it grandma's night off...?

Awesome. Just awesome.

[treeman5823]

Depends on what weight class your grandma fights in.

Spladam.

[SaNielsen]

L'Origan for you, Yatagan for Grandma

[MonkeyBars]

Oh I thought you meant fighting her in a cage fight. In which case Kouros would be a great weapon.

Actually, I wonder if they allow fighters to wear fragrance. Distract your foe with civet or indoles, and STRIKE . . . must be a rule against it

[tonghpafu]

Halson Z-14

[nfn1983]

Kouros or Aramis 900.

[TLS]

Eau De Javel will do the trick.

[Diamondflame]

Depends. Are you taking her to an upscale cage fight?

[chopwet]

This thread is great. The best part are some of the posters:



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Depends. Are you taking her to an upscale cage fight?

Classy cage fights > upscale cage fights

[Marais]

Perhaps Wild Lavender by Villoresi.

[andym72]

Curious by Britney Spears.

Surreal and somehow apt at the same time...

[change1]

One of the 3 Bruce Lee fragrance... see below


A new line of colognes bearing Mr Lee’s name will give the wearer a sniff of his way-of-life and philosophies, according to*Shannon Lee, his daughter and head Bruce Lee Enterprises.The three fragrances vary in tone with*B Water*being described as “an elegant, casual scent”, while*Anger Blind*is “spicy, more aggressive” and*Don’t Think Feel*gives a more “woody and natural” impression.The colognes were introduced in Panama and Singapore last year, but the Middle Eastern launch is the biggest yet. Fans in mainland China and Hong Kong can expect Bruce Lee kicking their senses to life by the end of the year.

[Fragmeister]

Depends on what weight class your grandma fights in.

She's a welterweight but punches like a heavyweight.

[voodoodanny]

I mostly came here to LOL

But since I'm here, you should go with a layering of Anais Anais and Quorum.

[Possum-Pie]

Virtually any Bond no 9

[Pedro78]

I'm amazed that someone hasn't yet completely missed the humour and just suggested Aventus and a batch number.

[david]

What is exactly a cage fight ?

[voodoodanny]

What is exactly a cage fight ?

It's a fight. In a cage.

[david]

It's a fight. In a cage.

.....with animals presumably ?

[voodoodanny]

Certainly, animals of the human variety.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Extreme_Cagefighting

[bigsteve]

If you feel silly taking your grandma out, I will volunteer to take her. But only if she's hot, and you give me a decant of Aventus (good batch) for my time and effort.
And I promise to be a perfect gentleman.

[staticx]

LOL!

[Skyline]

Troll.

[Dernier_Cri]

Troll.

Gosh, Skyline, you really have suddenly become the arbiter of enlightened discussion around here.

[david]

Troll.

Call me niave, but what does this mean ?
Is it those ugly dolls with long purple hair?

[silvermountainhigh]

Cage fighting...go heavy on the Narciso Rodriguez for Him and don't look back.

[david]

Certainly, animals of the human variety.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Extreme_Cagefighting

Thanks.....looks very american.

[Dernier_Cri]

Thanks.....looks very american.

Actually, and this is a little known fact, some of the best cage fighters come from Monaco.

[david]

Actually, and this is a little known fact, some of the best cage fighters come from Monaco.

Thanks for the info, I do apologise if I sounded rude. I meant that the images of cage fighting look like the american style of wresting, rather than the british /european style. No offence was meant.

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Think the best fragrance in this case would be Le Baiser Du Dragon, (which translated means "The Kiss Of The Dragon")

[L'Homme Blanc Individuel]

Is it too late to put down $50 on grandma?

[Fragmeister]

.....with animals presumably ?

Even I'd switch on the TV to see that.

[LloydLlewellyn]

Tonight you can wear DHI, because grandma will defend you from all the sweaty rednecks who'll wanna get into your panties.

[gerbick]

I love this thread.

[andym72]

Even I'd switch on the TV to see that.

I wouldn't. Unless they were ill tempered, mutated, with frickin' laser beams on their heads...

[Darjeeling]

You and your gran should both wear Chanel No. 5

[Fragmeister]

Thanks for all the suggestions. I'm sorry to say that Gran developed a hamstring injury and was unable to compete this week.

[bogsc]

Thanks for the chuckle. Needed it today. My partner and I think Brut would be the most appropriate...for obvious reasons.

[Carvalho Diablo]

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