I'm taking my 90 years old grandmother to a cage fight next week. What fragrance do you suggest I wear?
Yatagan, why be dull?
by the time you can afford good speakers, you can't hear the difference
I don't know how close you are with Grandma, but if you plan on getting "special" story time afterwards, you'd better pull out all the stops.
Layer Musc Ravageur with musc kublai khan. That will enure you get a good stank. You'll be irresistible to Grandma!
Don't say i never did anything for you
Be sure you don't underspray it!
Fresco by Ilum Dean. I hear it's totally 100% like Aventus for 1/20th of the price.
Zino. Always Zino.
Bois Du Portugal
Kouros. Or Original Polo (Green). Can't beat a classic!
Are you planning on spraying grandma with anything?
Kourus by YSL
How much will the steaks cost?
Depends on what weight class your grandma fights in.
Come on guys, stop bashing that other guy. It's not like he's taking his girlfriend to a fancy stripclub or anything...
L'Origan for you, Yatagan for Grandma
Oh I thought you meant fighting her in a cage fight. In which case Kouros would be a great weapon.
Actually, I wonder if they allow fighters to wear fragrance. Distract your foe with civet or indoles, and STRIKE . . . must be a rule against it
Kouros or Aramis 900.
Eau De Javel will do the trick.
Depends. Are you taking her to an upscale cage fight?
Perhaps Wild Lavender by Villoresi.
Curious by Britney Spears.
Surreal and somehow apt at the same time...
One of the 3 Bruce Lee fragrance... see below
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My Top 10
1. Amouage Homage Attar
2. Serge Lutens - Muscs Koublai Khan
3. YSL M7
4. Serge Lutens - Ambre Sultan
5. Chanel Egoiste
6. 24 Gold by Scentstory
7. Amouage Epic Man
8. Amouage Jubilation XXV
9. Bond No. 9 New York Oud
10. Serge Lutens - Chergui
"A beautiful fragrance to the nose is like good jazz music to the ears, great food to the mouth, and Megan Fox and Jessica Alba to the eyes..."
I mostly came here to LOL
But since I'm here, you should go with a layering of Anais Anais and Quorum.
Virtually any Bond no 9
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I'm amazed that someone hasn't yet completely missed the humour and just suggested Aventus and a batch number.
What is exactly a cage fight ?
" Only wimps swim with the current "
Certainly, animals of the human variety.
Smelling good on a budget!
If you feel silly taking your grandma out, I will volunteer to take her. But only if she's hot, and you give me a decant of Aventus (good batch) for my time and effort.
And I promise to be a perfect gentleman.
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Currently on my Rotation:
1. Cartier D'un Soir
2. Loewe Essencia
3. Bergamotto Marino
4. Herb Alpert Listen
8. Pal Zileri No 18
0. Kenzo Homme
Cage fighting...go heavy on the Narciso Rodriguez for Him and don't look back.
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Think the best fragrance in this case would be Le Baiser Du Dragon, (which translated means "The Kiss Of The Dragon")
" Only wimps swim with the current "
Is it too late to put down $50 on grandma?
"Follow your nose. It always knows." -- Toucan Sam
Tonight you can wear DHI, because grandma will defend you from all the sweaty rednecks who'll wanna get into your panties.
Kurt smells like Teen Spirit
You and your gran should both wear Chanel No. 5
Thanks for all the suggestions. I'm sorry to say that Gran developed a hamstring injury and was unable to compete this week.
Thanks for the chuckle. Needed it today. My partner and I think Brut would be the most appropriate...for obvious reasons.
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