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    Default Youre commissioned to perfume the stars at the Academy Awards

    Heres what the following are after in their choice of fragrance:

    Ben Affleck, slightly bitter opening.

    George Clooney, beauty masquerading as beast.

    Joaquin Phoenix pines for a concoction that will help him get him the hell out of there.

    Jennifer Lawrence, quick pick-me-up.

    Seth McFarlane, positive reviews.

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    Default Re: Youre commissioned to perfume the stars at the Academy Awards

    Entertaining!

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    Default Re: Youre commissioned to perfume the stars at the Academy Awards

    Ben Affleck- Bigarade Concentree; a little bitter in the opening, a little heavy handed too

    George Clooney- Voleur de Roses; I don't really understand why Clooney is "beauty masquerading as beast though"

    Joaquin Phoenix- Aventus on one side of the neck, Sacretions Magnifique in the other; he's in character

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    Default Re: Youre commissioned to perfume the stars at the Academy Awards

    spray them all with aventus. problem solved.

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    Default Re: Youre commissioned to perfume the stars at the Academy Awards

    Quote Originally Posted by noirdrakkar View Post
    spray them all with aventus. problem solved.
    Like that!

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    Default Re: Youre commissioned to perfume the stars at the Academy Awards

    I read an interview with Clooney about a year or two ago, and the interviewer made a point at the start to say that Clooney "smelled fabulous." I kept waiting for him to say what Clooney was wearing, and he never did.

    Too bad basenotes can't commission a fragrance reporter on the red carpet to specifically ask the nominees what scent they are wearing. It wouldn't make any difference to what I wear, but I would be interested to know whether many of them even wear any cologne at all.

    I will say that ever since I read that Sean Connery wears Jicky, every time I see him I think "the man smells like cat poo."
    Current Top Five:

    1. Creed Green Irish Tweed
    2. Tom Ford Neroli Portofino
    3. Hermes Concentre d'Orange Verte
    4. Bond No. 9 New Haarlem
    5. Creed Original Vetiver

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    Default Re: Youre commissioned to perfume the stars at the Academy Awards

    i dont trust what the internet says celebrities are wearing because it is fabricated from sourceless blogs.

    btw, barclay, very nice top 10

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