Wearing it on my skin is not enough anymore. I want it in my blood. I want to get drunk on aventus.
would I end up in hospital if I do a shot?
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Very Funny. Just spray more and your addiction will be satisfied.
It's a public secret that orally ingesting Aventus will transfer some of its powers into your soul.
It might kill you but at least your internal organs will smell good for the coroner...
Are you not entertained??? Is this not why you are here??
Will the royal pineapple give me superpowers?
You know...you feed into the idea many of us have that there are some psychotic Creed people out there...How about naming your first born Aventus, making a shrine to Aventus, and any other insane thing you could do...sick....just really sick...
Good idea. Do it.
Or just a nice carving of a bottle on the headstone....
hopefully the doctor will give you an aventus IV.
That's one expensive shot...
I used to read at this forum before aventus came by, and now that I came back I am surprised by the amount of attention this fragrance attracted. Is it really magical and superb and amazing and sublime and supreme like these people are saying?
You can definitely get drunk by drinking Aventus.
No, you'd transmogrify into a shining rippled centaur satyr.
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Too risky. I suggest you try an enema instead.
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"Drunk"?, maybe, "Stupid?", definitely.
Forget getting drunk on the stuff, I hear Aventus enemas are all the rage lately.
What do they say about not feeding that certain type of animal that is prominent on the Internet?
Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.
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If what all the Aventus cult members say about it's attractive powers is true your mouth would smell like......
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I am taking a small dose of Aventus right now
Do you really need attention this bad?
Nah you'll be pass drunk if your drank Aventus.
I was wearing Dark Aoud for some close-quarters body surfing on the Sea of Humanity.
"I effin' love your scent! Whoa, sexy!" came the compliment.
"Thanks! Yours too..." I replied, sound slightly muffed by his pheromone-laced armpits.
"Whatsit taste like?"
"What? Oh, the juice I'm wearing? Ummm...dunno...probably like soap. Have a lick."
"Eeew. It tastes like soap!"
"Yup. Warned ya. Here...lick this instead."
Depends on which batch you got. A bad batch and this could well be your final thread...
Natural selection is a funny thing
Well, considering it is a different type of alcohol, it is probably more toxic to humans. You may feel odd or something as it breaks down and most likely shuts down your liver, but that would be more painful and less pleasant than staring at a bottle of Aventus while doing a shot of vodka.
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drink shot of Nasomatto Black Afgano! Thats what make you drunk!
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Use the fork, Luke.
One shot of alcohol isn't going to get you drunk unless you're allergic to alcohol. Yes, yes yes, perfume contains alcohol. We all know that. Drinking a shot of perfume is just plain stupid. Buy Everclear instead. You'll actually get a higher quality alcohol since most of the alcohol in perfume has additives that make it NON-DRINKABLE (mostly for tax purposes, odd as that may sound. Alcohol is highly taxed, which means it's taxed less if it isn't drinkable).
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Yes please do it, drink a whole 100ml
Question is, would you get as drunk if you drank a shot of Fresco?
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One of the users on the forum I run used to ask questions like this, but then he actually used to do it.
Apparently the answer to 'what does PVA glue taste like?' is 'not very nice actually, but at least it doesn't glue your innards together like superglue probably would'.
Strangely, we haven't heard from him in a few weeks....
That does make me think... Aventus mouthwash... there could be something there...
What about a "Aventus" Scotch Whisky? (certified batches, of course)
@ Rüssel - nice link
Glad to see at least a few people on this board have a sense of humor...
Imagine how pleasant it would smell when I actually pass gas at a dinner table. It's like serving hors d'oeuvres
I heard if you spray some directly in your eyes, you can see the ghost of Napolean.
I don't know about Aventus getting you drunk, but I do know that it adds a nice flavor to steaks if you marinade them in it.
3 Tablespoons olive oil,
2 Tablespoons Worcestershire sauce,
2 Tablespoons BBQ sauce,
Heck, I even add a dozen or so sprays of Aventus to my famous homemade chili recipe. I just use that in place of the beer that I normally used.