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    Default Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Wearing it on my skin is not enough anymore. I want it in my blood. I want to get drunk on aventus.
    would I end up in hospital if I do a shot?

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Oh brother....
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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Quote Originally Posted by drseid View Post
    Oh brother....
    I hear you!

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    Very Funny. Just spray more and your addiction will be satisfied.

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    It's a public secret that orally ingesting Aventus will transfer some of its powers into your soul.

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    It might kill you but at least your internal organs will smell good for the coroner...
    Are you not entertained??? Is this not why you are here??

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Will the royal pineapple give me superpowers?

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    You know...you feed into the idea many of us have that there are some psychotic Creed people out there...How about naming your first born Aventus, making a shrine to Aventus, and any other insane thing you could do...sick....just really sick...

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    Good idea. Do it.

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    Or just a nice carving of a bottle on the headstone....

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    hopefully the doctor will give you an aventus IV.

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    That's one expensive shot...

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    I used to read at this forum before aventus came by, and now that I came back I am surprised by the amount of attention this fragrance attracted. Is it really magical and superb and amazing and sublime and supreme like these people are saying?

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    You can definitely get drunk by drinking Aventus.
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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    No, you'd transmogrify into a shining rippled centaur satyr.

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
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    +1. Let us know how that turns out
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    Good idea. Do it.

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Too risky. I suggest you try an enema instead.
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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    "Drunk"?, maybe, "Stupid?", definitely.

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    Forget getting drunk on the stuff, I hear Aventus enemas are all the rage lately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanielPlainview View Post
    I used to read at this forum before aventus came by, and now that I came back I am surprised by the amount of attention this fragrance attracted. Is it really magical and superb and amazing and sublime and supreme like these people are saying?
    No.

    It's sort of ok.
    Smelling good on a budget!

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    What do they say about not feeding that certain type of animal that is prominent on the Internet?
    Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Quote Originally Posted by MrFragranceReview View Post
    What do they say about not feeding that certain type of animal that is prominent on the Internet?
    Are you calling me an animal?

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    I hope you are kidding...
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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Quote Originally Posted by RHM View Post
    "Stupid?", definitely.
    Very much like the reason for starting this thread.

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    Attila the hun is not a warrior. He is a comedian.

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    If what all the Aventus cult members say about it's attractive powers is true your mouth would smell like......
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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    I am taking a small dose of Aventus right now


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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Do you really need attention this bad?

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Quote Originally Posted by timmy-j View Post
    Do you really need attention this bad?
    Not really, just trying to cheep people up.
    Mods can delete the thread if some of you found it offensive

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Quote Originally Posted by Attila View Post
    Not really, just trying to cheep people up.
    Mods can delete the thread if some of you found it offensive
    Not offensive, maybe a bit silly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by timmy-j View Post
    Do you really need attention this bad?
    C'mon, give the guy a break...not every thread should be serious here

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rod View Post
    C'mon, give the guy a break...not every thread should be serious here
    Here is someone who appreciates humor from time to time

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    for swap/sale:





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    Nah you'll be pass drunk if your drank Aventus.

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    ROTFLMAO

    I was wearing Dark Aoud for some close-quarters body surfing on the Sea of Humanity.

    "I effin' love your scent! Whoa, sexy!" came the compliment.

    "Thanks! Yours too..." I replied, sound slightly muffed by his pheromone-laced armpits.

    "Whatsit taste like?"

    "What? Oh, the juice I'm wearing? Ummm...dunno...probably like soap. Have a lick."

    Licking.

    "Eeew. It tastes like soap!"

    "Yup. Warned ya. Here...lick this instead."

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Depends on which batch you got. A bad batch and this could well be your final thread...

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    Natural selection is a funny thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubegon View Post
    Too risky. I suggest you try an enema instead.
    Nah... I'm pretty sure I saw this trick on "1,000 Ways to Die".
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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Well, considering it is a different type of alcohol, it is probably more toxic to humans. You may feel odd or something as it breaks down and most likely shuts down your liver, but that would be more painful and less pleasant than staring at a bottle of Aventus while doing a shot of vodka.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Attila View Post
    Here is someone who appreciates humor from time to time
    Haha sure man, life is already hard...there's no point in taking it too seriously

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    drink shot of Nasomatto Black Afgano! Thats what make you drunk!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Attila View Post
    Will the royal pineapple give me superpowers?

    http://www.moscowonhudson.com/royal-dry-salami

    N. B. The image above is not meant to be pornographic in any way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EndlesslySurprised View Post
    http://www.moscowonhudson.com/royal-dry-salami

    N. B. The image above is not meant to be pornographic in any way.
    I might be a bit slow but I'm struggling to make a connection between Olivier Creed's laughable royal pineapples, superpowers and cured sausage(pornographic or otherwise).
    I deserve everything I get for keeping another Aventus thread at the top of the page.

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    ROTFL - Damn- I dropped my Cafe Milano.
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    One shot of alcohol isn't going to get you drunk unless you're allergic to alcohol. Yes, yes yes, perfume contains alcohol. We all know that. Drinking a shot of perfume is just plain stupid. Buy Everclear instead. You'll actually get a higher quality alcohol since most of the alcohol in perfume has additives that make it NON-DRINKABLE (mostly for tax purposes, odd as that may sound. Alcohol is highly taxed, which means it's taxed less if it isn't drinkable).
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    Yes please do it, drink a whole 100ml

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    Quote Originally Posted by CologneFan85 View Post
    Yes please do it, drink a whole 100ml
    I ll buy a round of shots for everyone

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    Question is, would you get as drunk if you drank a shot of Fresco?
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    One of the users on the forum I run used to ask questions like this, but then he actually used to do it.

    Apparently the answer to 'what does PVA glue taste like?' is 'not very nice actually, but at least it doesn't glue your innards together like superglue probably would'.

    Strangely, we haven't heard from him in a few weeks....

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    That does make me think... Aventus mouthwash... there could be something there...

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    What about a "Aventus" Scotch Whisky? (certified batches, of course)

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    @ Rüssel - nice link

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Glad to see at least a few people on this board have a sense of humor...

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Imagine how pleasant it would smell when I actually pass gas at a dinner table. It's like serving hors d'oeuvres

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    I heard if you spray some directly in your eyes, you can see the ghost of Napolean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Attila View Post
    Imagine how pleasant it would smell when I actually pass gas at a dinner table. It's like serving hors d'oeuvres
    Is that French? I pronounced it "horse horrors."

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    I don't know about Aventus getting you drunk, but I do know that it adds a nice flavor to steaks if you marinade them in it.

    Marinade Recipe:
    3 Tablespoons olive oil,
    2 Tablespoons Worcestershire sauce,
    2 Tablespoons BBQ sauce,
    3ml Aventus.

    Heck, I even add a dozen or so sprays of Aventus to my famous homemade chili recipe. I just use that in place of the beer that I normally used.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diogenes65 View Post
    You know...you feed into the idea many of us have that there are some psychotic Creed people out there...How about naming your first born Aventus, making a shrine to Aventus, and any other insane thing you could do...sick....just really sick...
    So what would you suggest I name my son?
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