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    Default Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Wearing it on my skin is not enough anymore. I want it in my blood. I want to get drunk on aventus.
    would I end up in hospital if I do a shot?

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Oh brother....
    Current Top Favorites:
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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Quote Originally Posted by drseid View Post
    Oh brother....
    I hear you!

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    Very Funny. Just spray more and your addiction will be satisfied.

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    It's a public secret that orally ingesting Aventus will transfer some of its powers into your soul.

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    It might kill you but at least your internal organs will smell good for the coroner...
    Are you not entertained??? Is this not why you are here??

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Will the royal pineapple give me superpowers?

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    You know...you feed into the idea many of us have that there are some psychotic Creed people out there...How about naming your first born Aventus, making a shrine to Aventus, and any other insane thing you could do...sick....just really sick...

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Good idea. Do it.

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Or just a nice carving of a bottle on the headstone....

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    hopefully the doctor will give you an aventus IV.

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    That's one expensive shot...

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    I used to read at this forum before aventus came by, and now that I came back I am surprised by the amount of attention this fragrance attracted. Is it really magical and superb and amazing and sublime and supreme like these people are saying?

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    You can definitely get drunk by drinking Aventus.
    Want to trade - Chanel Platinum Egoiste for Dior Eau Sauvage...
    http://www.basenotes.net/threads/394...82#post3308582

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    No, you'd transmogrify into a shining rippled centaur satyr.

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
    Last edited by DaveStPaul; 19th March 2013 at 11:39 PM.

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    +1. Let us know how that turns out
    Quote Originally Posted by treeman5823 View Post
    Good idea. Do it.

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Too risky. I suggest you try an enema instead.
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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    "Drunk"?, maybe, "Stupid?", definitely.
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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Forget getting drunk on the stuff, I hear Aventus enemas are all the rage lately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanielPlainview View Post
    I used to read at this forum before aventus came by, and now that I came back I am surprised by the amount of attention this fragrance attracted. Is it really magical and superb and amazing and sublime and supreme like these people are saying?
    No.

    It's sort of ok.
    Smelling good on a budget!

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    What do they say about not feeding that certain type of animal that is prominent on the Internet?

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Quote Originally Posted by MrFragranceReview View Post
    What do they say about not feeding that certain type of animal that is prominent on the Internet?
    Are you calling me an animal?

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    I hope you are kidding...
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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Quote Originally Posted by RHM View Post
    "Stupid?", definitely.
    Very much like the reason for starting this thread.

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    Attila the hun is not a warrior. He is a comedian.

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    If what all the Aventus cult members say about it's attractive powers is true your mouth would smell like......
    Last edited by Dernier_Cri; 20th March 2013 at 05:19 AM.

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    I am taking a small dose of Aventus right now


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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Do you really need attention this bad?

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    Default Re: Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

    Quote Originally Posted by timmy-j View Post
    Do you really need attention this bad?
    Not really, just trying to cheep people up.
    Mods can delete the thread if some of you found it offensive

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