Thread: A fragrance for Kim Jong Un
What fragrance would you recommend to this highly esteemed, fashionable world leader?
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embalming fluid by black phoenix alchemy lab
Things are things because of Mind--Zen Buddhist saying
Poison. Oh fragrance? Let me think...
Tom Ford Private Blend Splits Costa Azzurra / Mandarino Di Amalfi / Oud Wood / Tobacco Vanille / Tobacco Oud / Neroli Portofino / Noir de Noir / Tuscan Leather / Plum Japonais/ Oud Fleur / Italian Cypress / Venetian Bergamot / Jasmin Rouge / Café Rose / Amber Absolute HERE
Bang by MJ
"The crowd is the most unreliable and witless thing in the world" - Demosthenes
Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d`Orange
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Sex Panther by Odion
In all probability, given his tastes for expensive everything while his citizens starve, I'm willing to bet on a bespoke scent of some sort.
Eau de Urine
FCUK by French Connection.
I seem to recall a perfect fragrance from my days as a youth, called Apple Blossom.
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Shingl by Xerjoff
Probably, some niche fragrance house will created catering exclusively to him (and his immediate family, professional/social circle etc.), modeled after certain European niche fragrance house claiming to sell exclusively (reportedly with NO exceptions) to European royalty.
Set Sail South Seas for Men by Tommy Bahama.
If someone can smell me at more than an arm's length away, I'm probably wearing too much of whatever I applied; if she can distinctly make out the top notes, then perhaps I left the house a bit too soon..
I tend to compliment people on their frags to make short talks rather than anything more meaningful.
¿Si o No?
Perhaps Bond No9 I Love New York For Marriage Equality?
Bottle his distilled farts mix with north korean cow dung and communist pigs urine and sell them in malaysia as auodh the farte for $750. Should go like hot cakes.
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Morphine by X-Ray Profumo
No wait, they all smell good, how about FCUK Him.
The ability to remain gracious and sober, is indeed, a mild form of insanity.
This fits: Enemy by Nickel