Thread: A fragrance for Kim Jong Un
What fragrance would you recommend to this highly esteemed, fashionable world leader?
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embalming fluid by black phoenix alchemy lab
"Are you a god?"
"Are you a wizard?"
"Are you a man?"
"Then what are you?"
"I am awake.."
Poison. Oh fragrance? Let me think...
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Bang by MJ
Always keep Ithaca on your mind. Cavafy
Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d`Orange
For Sale or Swap: Terre D'Hermes
Sex Panther by Odion
In all probability, given his tastes for expensive everything while his citizens starve, I'm willing to bet on a bespoke scent of some sort.
"The stench / The stench / Of summer sex / And CK Eternity / Oh hell, yes"
-Fall Out Boy, from "Uma Thurman"
FCUK by French Connection.
I seem to recall a perfect fragrance from my days as a youth, called Apple Blossom.
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Shingl by Xerjoff
Probably, some niche fragrance house will created catering exclusively to him (and his immediate family, professional/social circle etc.), modeled after certain European niche fragrance house claiming to sell exclusively (reportedly with NO exceptions) to European royalty.
Set Sail South Seas for Men by Tommy Bahama.
If someone can smell me at more than an arm's length away, I'm probably wearing too much of whatever I applied; if she can distinctly make out the top notes, then perhaps I left the house a bit too soon..
I tend to compliment people on their frags to make short talks rather than anything more meaningful.
¿Si o No?
Perhaps Bond No9 I Love New York For Marriage Equality?
Bottle his distilled farts mix with north korean cow dung and communist pigs urine and sell them in malaysia as auodh the farte for $750. Should go like hot cakes.
Some day's you're the statue and some days you're the pigeon.
Morphine by X-Ray Profumo
No wait, they all smell good, how about FCUK Him.
If 2 vegans argue is it still called a beef?
This fits: Enemy by Nickel