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    Smile A fragrance for Kim Jong Un

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    What fragrance would you recommend to this highly esteemed, fashionable world leader?

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    Fat Electrician

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    embalming fluid by black phoenix alchemy lab
    we have seen the enemy...and he is us.-Pogo
    Currently wearing: Great Jones by Bond No. 9

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    Poison. Oh fragrance? Let me think...
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    Bang by MJ
    'When asked what dowry the spartan girl was providing to the noble spartan warrior marrying her, the poor girl said: "my fathers common sense" '.

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    NukeBomb!

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    aventus

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    Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d`Orange

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    Brut
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    Sex Panther by Odion

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    In all probability, given his tastes for expensive everything while his citizens starve, I'm willing to bet on a bespoke scent of some sort.
    It's really quite pleasant, except for the smell (...)
    -"Mama", My Chemical Romance

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    Eau de Urine

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    FCUK by French Connection.

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    I seem to recall a perfect fragrance from my days as a youth, called Apple Blossom.
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    Shingl by Xerjoff

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    Kenzo Power.
    Currently wearing: Spicebomb by Viktor & Rolf

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    aPPLE boTTOMS

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    Probably, some niche fragrance house will created catering exclusively to him (and his immediate family, professional/social circle etc.), modeled after certain European niche fragrance house claiming to sell exclusively (reportedly with NO exceptions) to European royalty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PalmBeach View Post
    FCUK by French Connection.
    Maybe they can come out with an appropriate flanker.... FCUK Fat Boy

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    Set Sail South Seas for Men by Tommy Bahama.
    On Sillage:

    If someone can smell me at more than an arm's length away, I'm probably wearing too much of whatever I applied; if she can distinctly make out the top notes, then perhaps I left the house a bit too soon..

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    I tend to compliment people on their frags to make short talks rather than anything more meaningful.

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    Perhaps Bond No9 I Love New York For Marriage Equality?
    If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch

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    Joop!
    Currently wearing: Musk Oud by By Kilian

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken_Russell View Post
    Probably, some niche fragrance house will created catering exclusively to him (and his immediate family, professional/social circle etc.), modeled after certain European niche fragrance house claiming to sell exclusively (reportedly with NO exceptions) to European royalty.
    Perhaps Creed will make one for him: Royal Merde

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    Bottle his distilled farts mix with north korean cow dung and communist pigs urine and sell them in malaysia as auodh the farte for $750. Should go like hot cakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DocMick View Post
    Good one

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    Bratz Perfume.
    Some day's you're the statue and some days you're the pigeon.

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    Morphine by X-Ray Profumo
    L'Ether-Iunx
    Freak-Illumasqa

    No wait, they all smell good, how about FCUK Him.
    I've just been on Trip Advisor. There was no information on a cut knee.

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    This fits: Enemy by Nickel

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    Spicebomb.

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