Thread: A fragrance for Kim Jong Un
What fragrance would you recommend to this highly esteemed, fashionable world leader?
----- People laugh at me because I'm different.... I laugh at them because they're all the same -----
embalming fluid by black phoenix alchemy lab
Deep in the dark your kiss will thrill me
Like days of old. Lighting the spark of love that fills me
with dreams untold..--Twilight Time
Poison. Oh fragrance? Let me think...
Tom Ford Splits Oud Wood / Tobacco Vanille / Tobacco Oud / Neroli Portofino / Noir de Noir / Tuscan Leather / Plum Japonais/ Oud Fleur / Italian Cypress HERE
Bang by MJ
When we come to the other world and meet the millions of Jews who died in the camps and they ask *what have you done for us*.......I will say * I did not forget you*. Simon Wiesenthal
Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d`Orange
For Sale or Swap: Terre D'Hermes
In all probability, given his tastes for expensive everything while his citizens starve, I'm willing to bet on a bespoke scent of some sort.
I am not afraid to keep on living - I am not afraid to walk this world alone.
Eau de Urine
FCUK by French Connection.
I seem to recall a perfect fragrance from my days as a youth, called Apple Blossom.
Basenotes sales: Many collectible/discontinued CREEDs (Angelique Encens, Vetiver 1948, Citrus Bigarrade, Selection Verte), Himalaya & other Basenotes favorites (Xerjoff Uden, Spicebomb, Tom Ford Grey Vetiver, Chanel Eau de Cologne, Batucada, Balle de Match) http://www.basenotes.net/threads/340...-L-Artisan-PdN
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Shingl by Xerjoff
Probably, some niche fragrance house will created catering exclusively to him (and his immediate family, professional/social circle etc.), modeled after certain European niche fragrance house claiming to sell exclusively (reportedly with NO exceptions) to European royalty.
Set Sail South Seas for Men by Tommy Bahama.
If someone can smell me at more than an arm's length away, I'm probably wearing too much of whatever I applied; if she can distinctly make out the top notes, then perhaps I left the house a bit too soon..
I tend to compliment people on their frags to make short talks rather than anything more meaningful.
¿Si o No?
Perhaps Bond No9 I Love New York For Marriage Equality?
Bottle his distilled farts mix with north korean cow dung and communist pigs urine and sell them in malaysia as auodh the farte for $750. Should go like hot cakes.
My current favorites:
Bleu De Chanel, Creed Green Irish Tweed, Zino Davidoff, Dior Homme Intense, Creed Royal Oud, M7 (all versions), Chanel Egoiste, Dior Homme Sport, and Thierry Mugler Pure Malt.
Morphine by X-Ray Profumo
No wait, they all smell good, how about FCUK Him.
My mom's great. I appreciate her sense of humor, patience and fondness for daytime drinking. :0)
This fits: Enemy by Nickel
original Angry Bird" is a better fit. :-P
goes well with fat bastard wine
Look, the guy is an enemy of the US, but isn't this thread against the rules of the forum?
Only the Crazy by Diesel
Invasion Imagination by MDCI
Midnight in Pyongyang by Van Cleef & Arpel
Egomaniac by Chanel
Escape Fast! by Calvin Klein
Last edited by weylin; 31st March 2013 at 02:54 AM.
Cruel Intentions by Killian
Egoiste by Chanel
Are you not entertained??? Is this not why you are here??
It seems you can wish someone's death and talk about politics when it is an enemy of the country.
But you cannot do the same when the enemy is an enemy of a minority.
The majority rules!
Speaking of a single party state - majority rules sounds like a plan. CCD - Communist Cow Dong.
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I bet Spanky wears this:
"You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality." - Ayn Rand
"I hold it that a little rebellion now and then is a good thing, and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical...It is a medicine necessary for the sound health of government." - Thomas Jefferson
Antonia's Flowers, maybe?
MKK. I don't like it at all. Hope I don't get hate from BN.
Enough said. Inevitably too political.
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