Thread: A fragrance for Kim Jong Un
What fragrance would you recommend to this highly esteemed, fashionable world leader?
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embalming fluid by black phoenix alchemy lab
These things cannot be long hidden: the Sun, the Moon, the Truth--Buddha
Poison. Oh fragrance? Let me think...
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Bang by MJ
Always keep Ithaca on your mind. Cavafy
Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d`Orange
For Sale or Swap: Terre D'Hermes
Sex Panther by Odion
In all probability, given his tastes for expensive everything while his citizens starve, I'm willing to bet on a bespoke scent of some sort.
"It always seems impossible until it's done." -Nelson Mandela
My mission statement: "I am not afraid to keep on living - I am not afraid to walk this world alone."
Eau de Urine
FCUK by French Connection.
I seem to recall a perfect fragrance from my days as a youth, called Apple Blossom.
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Shingl by Xerjoff
Probably, some niche fragrance house will created catering exclusively to him (and his immediate family, professional/social circle etc.), modeled after certain European niche fragrance house claiming to sell exclusively (reportedly with NO exceptions) to European royalty.
Set Sail South Seas for Men by Tommy Bahama.
If someone can smell me at more than an arm's length away, I'm probably wearing too much of whatever I applied; if she can distinctly make out the top notes, then perhaps I left the house a bit too soon..
I tend to compliment people on their frags to make short talks rather than anything more meaningful.
¿Si o No?
Perhaps Bond No9 I Love New York For Marriage Equality?
Bottle his distilled farts mix with north korean cow dung and communist pigs urine and sell them in malaysia as auodh the farte for $750. Should go like hot cakes.
Morphine by X-Ray Profumo
No wait, they all smell good, how about FCUK Him.
I wonder if he's playing Thin Lizzard?
This fits: Enemy by Nickel
original Angry Bird" is a better fit. :-P
goes well with fat bastard wine
Look, the guy is an enemy of the US, but isn't this thread against the rules of the forum?
Only the Crazy by Diesel
Invasion Imagination by MDCI
Midnight in Pyongyang by Van Cleef & Arpel
Egomaniac by Chanel
Escape Fast! by Calvin Klein
Last edited by weylin; 31st March 2013 at 02:54 AM.
Cruel Intentions by Killian
Egoiste by Chanel
Are you not entertained??? Is this not why you are here??
It seems you can wish someone's death and talk about politics when it is an enemy of the country.
But you cannot do the same when the enemy is an enemy of a minority.
The majority rules!
Speaking of a single party state - majority rules sounds like a plan. CCD - Communist Cow Dong.
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I bet Spanky wears this:
"You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality." - Ayn Rand
"I hold it that a little rebellion now and then is a good thing, and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical...It is a medicine necessary for the sound health of government." - Thomas Jefferson
Antonia's Flowers, maybe?
MKK. I don't like it at all. Hope I don't get hate from BN.
Enough said. Inevitably too political.
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