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    Smile A fragrance for Kim Jong Un

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    What fragrance would you recommend to this highly esteemed, fashionable world leader?

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    Fat Electrician
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    embalming fluid by black phoenix alchemy lab
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    Poison. Oh fragrance? Let me think...
    Tom Ford Private Blend Splits Costa Azzurra / Mandarino Di Amalfi / Oud Wood / Tobacco Vanille / Tobacco Oud / Neroli Portofino / Noir de Noir / Tuscan Leather / Plum Japonais/ Oud Fleur / Italian Cypress HERE

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    Bang by MJ
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    NukeBomb!

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    aventus

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    Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d`Orange

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    Brut
    For Sale or Swap: Terre D'Hermes

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    Sex Panther by Odion

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    In all probability, given his tastes for expensive everything while his citizens starve, I'm willing to bet on a bespoke scent of some sort.
    Top 5 for Winter:
    1) Musk Oud - By Kilian
    2) Straight to Heaven - By Kilian
    3) Back to Black - By Kilian
    4) Encre Noire - Lalique
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    M7 (vintage or Oud Absolu) - YSL
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    Eau de Urine

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    I seem to recall a perfect fragrance from my days as a youth, called Apple Blossom.
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    Shingl by Xerjoff

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    Kenzo Power.

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    aPPLE boTTOMS

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    Probably, some niche fragrance house will created catering exclusively to him (and his immediate family, professional/social circle etc.), modeled after certain European niche fragrance house claiming to sell exclusively (reportedly with NO exceptions) to European royalty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PalmBeach View Post
    FCUK by French Connection.
    Maybe they can come out with an appropriate flanker.... FCUK Fat Boy
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    Set Sail South Seas for Men by Tommy Bahama.
    On Sillage:

    If someone can smell me at more than an arm's length away, I'm probably wearing too much of whatever I applied; if she can distinctly make out the top notes, then perhaps I left the house a bit too soon..

    On icebreaker:

    I tend to compliment people on their frags to make short talks rather than anything more meaningful.

    ¿Si o No?

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    Perhaps Bond No9 I Love New York For Marriage Equality?

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    Joop!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken_Russell View Post
    Probably, some niche fragrance house will created catering exclusively to him (and his immediate family, professional/social circle etc.), modeled after certain European niche fragrance house claiming to sell exclusively (reportedly with NO exceptions) to European royalty.
    Perhaps Creed will make one for him: Royal Merde

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    Bottle his distilled farts mix with north korean cow dung and communist pigs urine and sell them in malaysia as auodh the farte for $750. Should go like hot cakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DocMick View Post
    Good one
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    Bratz Perfume.

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    Morphine by X-Ray Profumo
    L'Ether-Iunx
    Freak-Illumasqa

    No wait, they all smell good, how about FCUK Him.
    I wonder if he's playing Thin Lizzard?

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    This fits: Enemy by Nickel

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    Spicebomb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DocMick View Post
    The "original Angry Bird" is a better fit. :-P


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    goes well with fat bastard wine

    http://fatbastard.com/

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    I'm sure Bernard Duchaufour would take the commission

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    Look, the guy is an enemy of the US, but isn't this thread against the rules of the forum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanielPlainview View Post
    Look, the guy is an enemy of the US, but isn't this thread against the rules of the forum?
    Not the Thread itself. Just some recommendations for one of the Korea's finest.
    There are three kinds of people in this world: those who understand math and those who don't (four out of three people surveyed agree with this).

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    Only the Crazy by Diesel
    Invasion Imagination by MDCI
    Midnight in Pyongyang by Van Cleef & Arpel
    Egomaniac by Chanel
    Escape Fast! by Calvin Klein
    Last edited by weylin; 31st March 2013 at 03:54 AM.

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    Cruel Intentions by Killian

    Egoiste by Chanel
    Are you not entertained??? Is this not why you are here??

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    It seems you can wish someone's death and talk about politics when it is an enemy of the country.

    But you cannot do the same when the enemy is an enemy of a minority.

    The majority rules!

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    Speaking of a single party state - majority rules sounds like a plan. CCD - Communist Cow Dong.

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    I bet Spanky wears this:

    "You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality." - Ayn Rand

    "I hold it that a little rebellion now and then is a good thing, and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical...It is a medicine necessary for the sound health of government." - Thomas Jefferson

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    Antonia's Flowers, maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pav View Post
    aventus
    Now this was cruel.

    There is a Geneva Convention, you know!

    Do svidaniya !

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    Bespoke fragrance by Creed, just ask Olivier, he'll tell you.

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    MKK. I don't like it at all. Hope I don't get hate from BN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pav View Post
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    When I saw the title of this thread, I thought "creative idea" my second thought was "how many responses until some Creed Cheerleader says "aventus" ...The answer....7
    Last edited by Danielstripedtiger; 31st March 2013 at 01:06 PM.

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    Enough said. Inevitably too political.

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