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    It's a dangerous world out there.

    You own a fifty cologne collection, but no money for mace. For some reason or another, you are stuck having to walk along the red light district in your city. A menacing character is walking briskly towards you...you just know he's up to no good. You happen to carry a good-sized decant of fragrance in your pocket. Which cologne would be best to neutralize this nasty individual in his tracks?
    Are you not entertained??? Is this not why you are here??

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    How about a perfume with a healthy dose of mace? Amouage Epic Man perhaps.

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    Secretions Magnifique. Guaranteed to stop him in his tracks or run away screaming.
    "No sweet perfume ever tortured me more than this." Desert Rose by Sting and Cheb Mami, Album 1999.

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    aventus.

    maybe he's a troubled man who just needs some compassion to help him rehabilitate and change his ways.

    maybe all he needs is a good fragrance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primrose View Post
    Secretions Magnifique. Guaranteed to stop him in his tracks or run away screaming.
    And make him expell his own...secretions.
    Are you not entertained??? Is this not why you are here??

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    Yes, Aventus. We all know its ability to melt away the elastic and any other stabilizers of undergarments. As the attacker's pants fall to his knees, his ability to run after someone should decline significantly enough to allow an easier escape.

    Then again, maybe CK Escape?

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    Quote Originally Posted by docluv45 View Post
    Yes, Aventus. We all know its ability to melt away the elastic and any other stabilizers of undergarments. As the attacker's pants fall to his knees, his ability to run after someone should decline significantly enough to allow an easier escape.

    Then again, maybe CK Escape?
    Yeah but which batch would do a better job?
    Are you not entertained??? Is this not why you are here??

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    Aramis - that will stop him dead in his tracks.

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    Something marketed to women, preferably pink and very floral - most grown men seem to run away screaming or pass out in a dead faint at the very thought of getting something 'femme' on them

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    Quote Originally Posted by knightowl View Post
    ...Which cologne would be best to neutralize this nasty individual in his tracks?

    Eau de Smith & Wesson.

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    Joop! in one hand, 1 Million in the other. Even if it didn't stop the perp, it would make it easy to find him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by knightowl View Post
    ...A menacing character is walking briskly towards you...you just know he's up to no good. You happen to carry a good-sized decant of fragrance in your pocket. Which cologne would be best to neutralize this nasty individual in his tracks?
    I wouldn't assume the worst based on looks alone, but stay guarded until the other guy shows his card. If he's really up to no good, then any fragrance you have at your disposal will work as long as it hits the target: his eyes. Follow up with a good kick to the groin and you have a good few minutes to make yourself scarce.

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    Fendi Uomo- with the negative comments I got on this, effect is nearly guaranteed

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    From my collection, Bogart One Man Show would probably do the trick.
    Failing that, I just reach for the more potent deterrent my "concealed carry" permit allows me to have.
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    Wouldn't even have to spray it...

    spicebomb.jpg

    "Run away... b#tch "

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    something animalistic and nasty. trussardi uomo, derrick black

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    Well.....if, as that menacing character came closer, it turned out to be none other than YOU, Knightowl, I would know
    I could easily neutralize you with DHI, LIDGE or possibly Aventus. I could spray you with any of these fragrances. Or... ha ha.... I could just start talking to you at length about how wonderful each of them is. I quarantee you would soon be crying like a baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by knightowl View Post
    Yeah but which batch of Aventus would do a better job?
    Excellent point knightowl, we got to ensure that it`s one of the older / non-reformulated Aventus, hopefully u or whoever gets into a situation like this has a smartphone to look thru the batch #'s on BN b4 he gets closer to u

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    Quote Originally Posted by JiveHippo View Post
    How about a perfume with a healthy dose of mace? Amouage Epic Man perhaps.
    Mace tear gas has no mace spice in it

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    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeyBars View Post
    Mace tear gas has no mace spice in it
    Yes I know, it was a pun.

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    A*Men.

    He'll think he's been barfed on by a 6 year old who's just been to a kiddies' party.

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    Definitely 6 sprays of Joop! Homme is going to kill him and save you, action is guaranteed!!!!!!!

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    The Double A Defence: Ten sprays of Amouage Interlude Men plus ten of A*Men - keep in mind though that the Geneva Protocol and the CWC outlaw chemical warfare...

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    Diesel Only The Brave 23103-01.jpg

    Bam! Socko!

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    Or combine with daz's idea. Spicebomb in one hand, Only The Brave in the other!!!

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    "Run away... b#tch "

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    A good spray of Eau du Soir would stop him dead in his tracks.
    This mama is so sour, he'd scream like a little girl in pure agony!


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    [QUOTE=Le Grand Duc;2922650]A good spray of Eau du Soir would stop him dead in his tracks.
    This mama is so sour, he'd scream like a little girl in pure agony!

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    Ha Ha -- that's true -- right in the eyes -- would bring down a bull

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaern View Post
    right in the eyes -- would bring down a bull
    Exactly!

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    Glock Pour Homme.

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