Best scent for huddling in fear.

**Awakening950** · 18th April 2013, 12:06 AM

Oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! My buildings been evacuated to the nearest evacuation center after my apartment was discovered to contain a pressure cooker, backpack, envelopes, and white powder. I only had seconds to choose my scent before being hustled off by the NSA, FBI, CIA, DHS, NYPD goons to huddle in fear. My only concern is that my frag collection will be confiscated as suspicious material. What should I have grabbed on the way out?

**timdoeswell** · 18th April 2013, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by Awakening950

Oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! My buildings been evacuated to the nearest evacuation center after my apartment was discovered to contain a pressure cooker, backpack, envelopes, and white powder. I only had seconds to choose my scent before being hustled off by the NSA, FBI, CIA, DHS, NYPD goons to huddle in fear. My only concern is that my frag collection will be confiscated as suspicious material. What should I have grabbed on the way out?

Are you sh*tting me? I get that you're trying to be 'edgy' or whatever you might think, but that's just wildly insenstive.

**L'Homme Blanc Individuel** · 18th April 2013, 12:36 AM

Originally Posted by timdoeswell

Are you sh*tting me? I get that you're trying to be 'edgy' or whatever you might think, but that's just wildly insenstive.

Yeah. This. I got stuck in traffic yesterday because some clown left a package on a bridge, and I'm on the west coast. A*Holes are coming out of the woodwork, seemingly from coast to coast right now.

I'm not saying this is you, but there sure are a lot of people who don't care until something happens to THEM personally, but THEN it's an issue. Kind of like homophobe politicians who change their stance only after they find out a family member is gay, or the people who crack cancer jokes until their spouse gets diagnosed with it. I'm not saying to walk around on eggshells, but if the only way to be funny is at the expense of someone else's tragedy, perhaps comedy isn't your thing.

To answer your question: What would I grab on the way out? I love my frags, but they can be replaced.

**JiveHippo** · 18th April 2013, 12:55 AM

Very poor taste my friend. I don't think you'd be making jokes if you were directly affected by the tragedy.

**trex57** · 18th April 2013, 01:00 AM

C'mon, very uncool. And you live in New York. Not funny.

Hope the mods lock this crap down.

**hednic** · 18th April 2013, 01:02 AM

I think this is in extremely bad taste, insensitive, and uncalled for.

**timdoeswell** · 18th April 2013, 01:03 AM

Originally Posted by trex57

Hope the mods lock this crap down.

Agreed - I'd rather the mods delete it so as not to give any more attention (I know, I'm being a hypocrite) to this garbage.

He's being deliberately inflammatory.

**senore01** · 18th April 2013, 01:03 AM

I agree. This is in very poor taste.

**DanielPlainview** · 18th April 2013, 01:08 AM

A simple thread about preferences for perfumes and demographics gets out of hand and is closed.

Now, this thread that is truly offensive will be left in peace, I'm sure.

**aphexacid** · 18th April 2013, 01:19 AM

OP in on a roll today. This tasteless thread, and a totally uncalled for attack on another member in a different thread calling him a hillbilly....

**Awakening950** · 18th April 2013, 02:04 AM

The USA seems to be melting down right now. A little gallows humor never hurt anyone. This forum doesn't seem to be the place for it though so accept my apology and close the thread please.