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    Dear Basenoters,
    I'm taking my 90 year old granny to a public execution this weekend and wondered which fragrance I should wear?

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    Passage d'Enfer?

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    Anything by Black Phoenix Alchemy Labs

    Names like: Embalming Fluid, Cup of Death, Haunted, and all manner of gothicness
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    i'd say wear 6 sprays of kouros on your groin. the projection is NUTS.

    wait, are you the same guy who asked what fragrance to wear when taking a girl to the strip club?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragmeister View Post
    Dear Basenoters,
    I'm taking my 90 year old granny to a public execution this weekend and wondered which fragrance I should wear?
    Hahaha!! This theme always makes me laugh.

    I would recommend going scentless. You don't want to distract the hangman and have him botch the job!

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    Quote Originally Posted by noirdrakkar View Post
    wait, are you the same guy who asked what fragrance to wear when taking a girl to the strip club?
    No, he's one of the guys that posted a thread (and now a second one, a few months after the fact) mocking the guy that asked what fragrance to wear when taking a girl to the strip club.

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    HdP 1793 Tricoteuse

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    Well, I gotta say that I didn't think that I'd even see a thread like this on Basenotes......

    I'm not sure why anything surprises me anymore......!

    Strip club=OK......Public execution scent??? Well, you asked. Nothing. Why associate anything good with that event?

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    In America, you should wear something festive for such an event. It is all part of the show.

    Death penalty is a medieval leftover that must be extinguished.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evogel View Post
    Well, I gotta say that I didn't think that I'd even see a thread like this on Basenotes......

    I'm not sure why anything surprises me anymore......!

    Strip club=OK......Public execution scent??? Well, you asked. Nothing. Why associate anything good with that event?
    You need a new one because yours is broken:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragmeister View Post
    Dear Basenoters,
    I'm taking my 90 year old granny to a public execution this weekend and wondered which fragrance I should wear?
    Really?

    Hanging?

    Didn't know we still have that in Europe, albeit I'm a supporter of death penalty for the most severe cases XD

    Encre Noir - female version

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    Crazy question! Crazy answer...Leather Oud.

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    Black Afgano layerd with TM A*men. 4 sprays each
    “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”

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    it's just like 1940's these days...

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    Nothing.

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    A few sprays of granny's vintage Shalimar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hunguy74 View Post
    Black Afgano layerd with TM A*men. 4 sprays each
    There will be more than one person being hanged if you do this.

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    Default Re: Best scent for a public hanging?

    dumb question

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zgb View Post
    Really?

    Hanging?

    Didn't know we still have that in Europe, albeit I'm a supporter of death penalty for the most severe cases XD

    Encre Noir - female version

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    Oh we stil have it over here in Switzerland. We drown criminals in a large vat of scalding cheese fondue.

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    All in jest fellas, the original question (high end strip club) was out of left field you must admit.
    Last edited by rybot; 30th April 2013 at 02:55 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanielPlainview View Post
    In America, you should wear something festive for such an event. It is all part of the show.

    Death penalty is a medieval leftover that must be extinguished.
    I absolutely agree.

    The forum rules are really astonishing me. Using „explicit” language is less tolerated than making fun of human barbarism.

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    Shame on people for not engaging in meaningful discussions of the political and moral quandries of modern society . . . on a perfume forum.

    Some of you guys must be a lot of fun at parties.
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    No doubt!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kaern View Post
    There will be more than one person being hanged if you do this.

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    I generally go with Narciso Rodriguez for Him.
    Current favorites_____Black Tourmaline_____Gucci Pour Homme II_____Memoir Man_____Tuscan Leather______Montale Aoud and Pine_____Sel Marin_____Invasion Barbare_____Tonka Imperial____Dior Homme Intense_____L'Humaniste____Santal 33_____Bois d'Argent_____Nio_____MFK Oud_____Lumiere Noire_____Bois d'Encens_____Cuir Ottoman

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    Go with a summer fragrance to mix it up a bit.

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    Is she going to be a spectator or a participant?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaern View Post
    There will be more than one person being hanged if you do this.
    A gem!

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    Quote Originally Posted by juanderer View Post
    Is she going to be a spectator or a participant?

    Grandma is going to activate the gadget that "drops the ground" under the guy´s feet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nosebud View Post
    Anything by Black Phoenix Alchemy Labs

    Names like: Embalming Fluid, Cup of Death, Haunted, and all manner of gothicness
    No way?!

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    Don't wear Kouros, or they'll want to hang you instead.

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    Demeter Dirt

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    I would like to apologise for any offense caused by this thread. I hope it hasn't upset any Basenoters who have been executed.

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    Hang Ten for Her or possibly The Hanged Man by BPAL

    (Gallows humor is a recognized form of sarcasm/satire)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallows_humor
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    I'm not going
    Form is emptiness, emptiness is form.

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    ....
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    Montale Dark Aoud no doubt. The hangee will will know death is imminent when he catches a waft.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kbe View Post
    Hang Ten for Her or possibly The Hanged Man by BPAL

    (Gallows humor is a recognized form of sarcasm/satire)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallows_humor
    How can this post be topped? Didn't even know there was a scent called "The Hanged Man." Now I have to try it on name alone.
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    Pick an oud oil. Thats probably what is being worn most at public executions these days.
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    1 Million

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    Quote Originally Posted by heperd View Post
    Pick an oud oil. Thats probably what is being worn most at public executions these days.
    Naughty.

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    Black Afgano layerd with TM A*men. 4 sprays each
    That's worthy of death.

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    Dude, you and your granny are always doing fun stuff!!! didn't you take her to a cage fight last summer? I would wear something that lays snug around your neck...Blenheim Bouquet by Penhaligon's would be nice.
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    Montale Black Aoud. It has a very morbid funeral type vibe.

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    Happy by Clinique.

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    Freggin' NORNE. Maybe they'll think there's a fire and halt the proceedings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragmeister View Post
    I would like to apologise for any offense caused by this thread. I hope it hasn't upset any Basenoters who have been executed.
    You are freakin funny. Maybe you should wear Ho Hangman-Balennciaga. Maybe something more cutting edge (wait..you said hanging not guillotine, sorry....I'm terrible)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragmeister View Post
    Dear Basenoters,
    I'm taking my 90 year old granny to a public execution this weekend and wondered which fragrance I should wear?
    This is in poor taste. It's barbaric, even in jest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OdilonRedon View Post
    Passage d'Enfer?
    lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightcutter View Post
    Happy by Clinique.
    FTW. Close the thread.

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    Pink Sugar.

    Or Candies.
    Please check out the bottles and samples in my swap list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by neal View Post
    This is in poor taste. It's barbaric, even in jest.
    We are discussing a hypothetical and totally absurd situation here, not an actual event. Now, is a real hanging event barbaric? Yes, I agree. Is the OPs imagnary and totally farcical event barbaric? Not in my opinion. No more than watching someone get shot in a movie western or a cartoon character getting blown up. We should be capable of sifting the real from the imaginary.
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    aventus

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    Kouros

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    Both you and your granny should wear Shalimar.

    BTW, what is your granny being executed for?

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    Pleasures.

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    Moderate touch of Azzaro Pour Homme (5-6 sprays).
    My current top 10 (with no particular order):
    Givenchy Xeryus Rouge
    Dior Homme Intense
    Dior Fahrenheit
    Costume National Scent Intense
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    Creed Aventus
    YSL Rive Gauche Pour Homme (Old Tin Can)
    Thierry Mugler Pure Malt
    Costume National Homme

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozjon701 View Post
    HdP 1793 Tricoteuse
    ROTFL! I wish they would do that scent!

    That said, how about "Place de la Concorde" as a new scent?
    "No sweet perfume ever tortured me more than this." Desert Rose by Sting and Cheb Mami, Album 1999.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kbe View Post
    We are discussing a hypothetical and totally absurd situation here, not an actual event. Now, is a real hanging event barbaric? Yes, I agree. Is the OPs imagnary and totally farcical event barbaric? Not in my opinion. No more than watching someone get shot in a movie western or a cartoon character getting blown up. We should be capable of sifting the real from the imaginary.
    That's the point. What makes humans such a cruel species is the ability to disassociate thoughts and actions from emotion. For me it is not worthwhile celebrating violence; be it mentally/imaginary or real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chopwet View Post
    Oh we stil have it over here in Switzerland. We drown criminals in a large vat of scalding cheese fondue.
    Makes sense, totally.

    Bdw. Serbia did have death penalty till 2002. but only in case of treason, I think. The only European country currently implementing the capital punishment is Belarus.

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    25 sprays of 1 Million. After that he'll welcome the hanging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heperd View Post
    Pick an oud oil. Thats probably what is being worn most at public executions these days.
    But they are beheaded with a sword, not hanged!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OdilonRedon View Post
    Passage d'Enfer?
    This or "Straight to Heaven"! and more
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