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    No.3 is a thing, I swear
    But only as lotion for hair
    Made in 1919
    For an African queen
    But you never find it, it's so rare

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    There was an old man named Patou
    Whose juice cost a thousand or two
    He bid and won against his son
    Now he hoards more than a few!
    oh look, I have a signature
    Currently wearing: Black Suede by Avon

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    The perfumer Zealot Crusader
    Made a fragrance and called it 'Darth's Vapours'
    It smelled of black plastic
    And jockstrap elastic
    With a lovely basenote of lightsaber

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    A girl on the plane with them had
    Her blue eyes fixed square on dad
    Mom sniffed in dismay
    As the girl made her play
    Wondering "what is she wearing to Baghdad?"
    Last edited by kbe; 15th October 2018 at 03:25 PM.
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    [....
    Summer grasses
    All that remains
    Of warriors’ dreams--Matsuo Basshõ--1644-1694

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cook.bot View Post
    Who would have guessed that among us
    Dwelled Bavard, a limerick genius?
    Not just with the rhyme,
    But the meters all chime!
    While my own, alas, are egregious.
    The self-effacement reads like a ruse
    Or might even act as your muse
    This last one scanned well
    It's easy to tell
    With a gracious charm hard to refuse

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    Asked of her love life with 'Doc'
    Who had passed away, (slipped on a rock)
    'It wasn't 'My Sin,' "
    She said with a grin
    'So it had to be his
    Um.. 'Eau, de Coq' !"
    Last edited by kbe; 15th October 2018 at 02:33 PM.
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    I'm at it again with Versace
    (A great scent while out playing boccie)
    Were someone to question
    My sense of discretion
    "You're going to wear that again?" Yeah just watch me!

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    I remember wearing that Versace
    While watching Joanie Loves Chachi
    Oh, the nostagia
    (I don't miss the algebra)
    At 13 I must have been classy
    Last edited by Le vagabond; 9th October 2018 at 09:33 PM.

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    Versace! after Versace!
    S'like playing forever at bocce
    Bound with a tether
    Wearing unwashed black leather
    Through humidity/heat on a hot day
    Last edited by kbe; 20th October 2018 at 07:28 PM.
    Summer grasses
    All that remains
    Of warriors’ dreams--Matsuo Basshõ--1644-1694

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    This is an ode to Miss Dior Le Parfum
    When my mate wears it I always think, “Yum!”
    It sounds a bit wacko
    But I’m getting tobacco
    And it projects with a nice, steady hum

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    Just for fun as the last two lines are gibbberish here is a limerick that is also a palindrome. It is possible to make one that isn't gibberish but I haven't found one online that makes sense


    There was a young Greek in a boat
    Who said to me, and I quote,
    "Etouq id naemot
    Dias ohw taob
    A ni keerggnuoy asaw ereht."


    Apologies to our Greek friends also. :-)
    Summer grasses
    All that remains
    Of warriors’ dreams--Matsuo Basshõ--1644-1694

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    I blended some ylang ylang
    Then sprayed it on my mate, Dan
    His fists turned to flowers
    That had super powers
    And now he's Ylang Ylang Man

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    A Spanish surfer named Dwayne
    Got distracted by his Ocean Rain
    Getting wet all alone
    Hypnotised by calone
    He completely forgot the last train

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    Mad? Am I? Madam?
    Madam in Eden? I'm ADAM !
    "Ma is a nun,? as I am?"
    Madam! in EDEN I'm ADAM!
    MAD am I, Madam!



    http://www.basenotes.net/ID10210499.html
    Last edited by kbe; 12th October 2018 at 05:08 PM.
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    Of warriors’ dreams--Matsuo Basshõ--1644-1694

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    Kbe will come with a ruckus
    Swinging his tuberose nunchakus
    He'll scent you up bad
    Then finish your dad
    You fragrantly challenged hard luckers

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    Knowing your Poison's a Must
    Whether Opium or Angel's Dust
    Black Afgano
    Or Miami Glow
    Otherwise it's Bollywood or Bust
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    E-mail received from Chanel
    The "5" they are hoping to sell
    The bottle is red
    Sign up!, what they said
    Hope they don't mess with the smell

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    Quote Originally Posted by therese19 View Post
    E-mail received from Chanel
    The "5" they are hoping to sell
    The bottle is red
    Sign up!, what they said
    Hope they don't mess with the smell
    It wasn't clear which concentration
    Was this red-bottled perfume mutation
    Not to be crass
    But I think I might pass
    Without a therese19 recommendation

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    It's fun to play with a word
    While gnoshng on whey or on curd
    Still cheesy you say?
    The same read either way?
    Palindromic limericks? Absurd!
    Summer grasses
    All that remains
    Of warriors’ dreams--Matsuo Basshõ--1644-1694

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    Perfume limericks are back in fashion
    Whether spray applied or splash on
    Bring your best words
    Refined or absurd
    My favourite fruit is the passion
    Last edited by Le vagabond; 15th October 2018 at 12:03 AM.

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    Do you know you're a perfumaholic?
    And the state of your wallet is chronic
    It's not just a fad
    You're certified 'Mad'
    If you fall off your horse get back on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by therese19 View Post
    E-mail received from Chanel
    The "5" they are hoping to sell
    The bottle is red
    Sign up!, what they said
    Hope they don't mess with the smell
    What is this 5 that is red?
    It sounds like someone has bled
    To follow a trend
    To get us to spend
    Our cash on a sexy redhead

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    Quote Originally Posted by le vagabond View Post
    what is this 5 that is red?
    It sounds like someone has bled
    to follow a trend
    to get us to spend
    our cash on a sexy redhead
    like!
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    Perfume making is oh so tricky
    And thick resins can be so sticky
    Memorability
    May be the key
    To make something timeless like Jicky
    Last edited by Le vagabond; 15th October 2018 at 05:19 PM.

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    Sécrétions Magnifiques I insist
    Brings the memory back of a tryst
    When I uttered the cry
    "Geeze, did something here die?'
    Leaving one of us totally pissed
    Summer grasses
    All that remains
    Of warriors’ dreams--Matsuo Basshõ--1644-1694

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    Quote Originally Posted by kbe View Post
    Sécrétions Magnifiques I insist
    Brings the memory back of a tryst
    When I uttered the cry
    "Geeze, did something here die?'
    Leaving one of us totally pissed
    Magnificent body ejections
    From a bunch of kinky Texans
    Is not what I get
    I have to regret
    It's limper than last night's erection




    It just smelled of nasty spit to me

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    The red bottles came out today
    Another 25 you must pay
    For the L'Eau, you see
    And 5 edp
    And the parfum's a cool 30 k
    Last edited by Bavard; 16th October 2018 at 03:17 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Le vagabond View Post
    Magnificent body ejections
    From a bunch of kinky Texans
    Is not what I get
    I have to regret
    It's limper than last night's erection




    :
    Re:the subject of previous erections
    In a word, they're damn near 'perfections'
    -A spritz of Havana
    -A brigand's bandana
    Chalázi Priapus! Not one fails inspections!
    Summer grasses
    All that remains
    Of warriors’ dreams--Matsuo Basshõ--1644-1694

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    'Priapus' to me was unknown
    I thought it might be a cologne
    Something momentous
    To slay Aventus
    I now see it's a man with a bone

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