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    Quote Originally Posted by Bavard View Post
    The red bottles came out today
    Another 25 you must pay
    For the L'Eau, you see
    And 5 edp
    And the parfum's a cool 30 k
    Gosh, I'll stick to my vintage 19
    A concert of orris and green
    I'm not adverse
    To straining my purse
    But that price is fit for a queen

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    Chanel let it go to their head
    The value of working with red
    I'll stick to the original
    And that's not rescindable
    As long as it still smells drop-dead
    Last edited by therese19; 16th October 2018 at 02:37 PM.

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    Quote Originally Posted by therese19 View Post
    Chanel let it go to their head
    The value of working with red
    I'll stick to the original
    And that's not rescindable
    As long as it still smells drop-dead
    A "drop-dead" smell I do fear
    Could come from that spot in the rear
    Just rife with emissions
    (Under certain conditions)
    A Chanel wouldn't dare to be near
    Summer grasses
    All that remains
    Of warriors’ dreams--Matsuo Basshõ--1644-1694
    Currently wearing: Jungle pour Homme by Kenzo

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    The addicts of devious frags
    Cover their bottles with brown bags
    Down in the gutter
    Talking with nutters
    Taking deep sniffs and smoking fags

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    They said 'Vagabond, you're a bum
    With a discernable sillage of rum'
    "Sod your 9 to 5s
    At least I'm alive!"
    And I left with a whistle and hum

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    So sunlight or tan bed no option?
    I've invented a tanning concoction
    Named "You Sun Off A Beach!"
    Though priced within reach
    You’ll need take a good anti-tox-tion
    Last edited by kbe; 18th October 2018 at 06:40 PM.
    Summer grasses
    All that remains
    Of warriors’ dreams--Matsuo Basshõ--1644-1694
    Currently wearing: Jungle pour Homme by Kenzo

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    Quote Originally Posted by Le vagabond View Post
    They said 'Vagabond, you're a bum
    With a discernable sillage of rum'
    "Sod your 9 to 5s
    At least I'm alive!"
    And I left with a whistle and hum
    The booze note was so realistic
    They turned all antagonistic?
    I'd keep bathing in rum
    And forget all about 'em
    I support your being so hedonistic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bavard View Post
    My scent of the day was Gianfranco for Man
    I can feel myself becoming a fan
    Mossy and woody
    A nice vintage goodie
    More wearings this month is the plan
    Ferre Homme is a scent so divine
    That three vintage bottles are mine
    The smell of a Count
    With a large bank account
    And one I could wear all the time...

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    'Gianfranco Ferre Homme' or 'For Man'
    Is always a most decadent plan
    The brown glass 'T'
    Is the one for me
    And mine's got a barcode to scan

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    There once was a fella named Jack
    Who loved to beat meat with a plank
    His obsession was chronic
    Which was kinda ironic
    Turned vegetarian never looked back
    Currently wearing: Luna Rossa Black by Prada

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    Perfumananda, a tall fragranced lama
    Full of wisdom, was a patchouli farmer
    The perfumed yogi liked oud,
    had to be in the mood
    But bathed neck deep in Tommy Bahama
    Currently wearing: Luna Rossa Black by Prada

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    Quote Originally Posted by Le vagabond View Post
    Ferre Homme is a scent so divine
    That three vintage bottles are mine
    The smell of a Count
    With a large bank account
    And one I could wear all the time...
    Mon Dieu, vous avez dit trois?
    Le même parfum à la même fois!
    I'm kidding, that's prudent
    A true perfume student
    Je suis très impressionné, moi.

    When they're discontinued, you just have to
    Multiple backup bottles accrue
    When they're loaded with moss
    Whatever the cost
    I'm not kidding at all, that's what I do

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    With a pseudonym like 'Bavard'
    I'm not surprised you speak Le Gaulois
    When in Paris
    Meet me for tea
    "Bonjour Bavard, comment ça va?!"

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    Being a vintage collector's a drag
    Buying multiple bottles of frags
    I've stopped buying stuff
    I have quite enough
    That 'one more' can drive you quite mad

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    Alas, my collection's not complete
    Many more do I crave and I seek
    Old Guerlains and Chanels
    Carons, Piguets as well
    I must go now, I'm feeling quite weak

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    An adept acquires advancement
    Besotted by bodily blanchment
    Cherrypicks carefully
    Dons Dior darefully
    Expecting ego enhancement
    Last edited by kbe; Yesterday at 10:51 PM.
    Summer grasses
    All that remains
    Of warriors’ dreams--Matsuo Basshõ--1644-1694
    Currently wearing: Jungle pour Homme by Kenzo

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    Limerick Man is the rarest of scents
    Only fit for the bestest of gents
    The waft of green breeze
    Over hawthorn trees
    It will set you back quite a few pence

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    One mistake! A blind buy, a bottle
    And its cap both the color of crottal
    Two SAs and their boss say,
    "Equals any Millesime"
    Three liars I'd now love to throttle
    Last edited by kbe; Yesterday at 08:25 PM.
    Summer grasses
    All that remains
    Of warriors’ dreams--Matsuo Basshõ--1644-1694
    Currently wearing: Jungle pour Homme by Kenzo

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