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    Quote Originally Posted by Le vagabond View Post
    Oz Man was a massive let-down
    A charlatan without a crown
    It needed more heart
    And an emerald start
    With great courage in the drydown

    "No lions and tigers but a bear, oh my!"
    "No lions and tigers but a bear!", he did cry
    Just a koala to be seen
    Lion's sniffer? Very keen!
    "Almost Bare", he admitted, with a sigh
    Last edited by kbe; 20th November 2018 at 07:00 PM.
    Only the fool would take trouble to verify that his sentence was composed of ten as, three bs, four cs, four ds, forty-six es, sixteen fs, four gs, thirteen hs, fifteen is, two ks, nine ls, four ms, twenty-five ns, twenty-four os, five ps, sixteen rs, forty-one ss, thirty-seven ts, ten us, eight vs, eight ws, four xs, eleven ys, twenty-seven commas, twenty-three apostrophes, seven hyphens and, last but not least, a single!

    Go ahead. Test the veracity of this (1960s I think) pre-computer generated masterpiece of self-referential sentences.
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    You gentlemen should surely know well
    A Creed with an Oz name will sell
    Like the man behind the curtain
    Disappointment will be certain
    Even wizards can't make the smell jell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Le vagabond View Post
    Oz Man was a massive let-down
    A charlatan without a crown
    It needed more heart
    And an emerald start
    With great courage in the drydown
    Even scarecrows who don't have a brain
    Think this Creed name does render insane
    While I'd like to throttle
    Creed folk with their bottle
    It's best for my health to refrain

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    Inspired by kbe

    'A limerick a day' said the doc
    'And a splash of this Eau de Coq
    Will keep you tip top
    Just like my old Pop
    He's 90 and hard as a rock'
    Last edited by Le vagabond; 20th November 2018 at 07:21 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by therese19 View Post
    Even scarecrows who don't have a brain
    Think this Creed name does render insane
    While I'd like to throttle
    Creed folk with their bottle
    It's best for my health to refrain
    Oh darling Therese please refrain
    A Creed lover I do still remain
    Although their history’s questionable
    A few Millesime’s are delectable
    And Bois du Portugal’s drydown’s off the chain!
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    'Who the hell scented my gloves?!'
    I yelled from the landing above
    'They smell of warm booty
    And the ol' tutti frutti
    Don't wear my gloves when you make love!'

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    'How does it perform?' did you say?
    Perfume's not an actor in a play
    'How long does it last?'
    Is what you might ask
    Unless it tap dances on Broadway

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    I'm in love with Rose Damascena
    How she's turned me into a dreamer
    Her honeyed skin
    And deep spice within
    My beautiful pink ballerina

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    Damask is the style of the rose
    that sends your heart into throes?
    I had to read twice:
    You said you get spice?
    Do you ever apply directly to clothes?

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    I'm smelling mine from a strip
    With a minuscule drop on the tip
    Abs. from Turkey
    Somewhat Pricey
    If I could, I would only wear it

    I have researched the nosings I made
    To see what the experts have sayed
    Spice and honey
    And fine greenery
    But not one mentioned lemonade


    Me neither

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    Quote Originally Posted by Le vagabond View Post
    I'm smelling mine from a strip
    With a minuscule drop on the tip
    Abs. from Turkey
    Somewhat Pricey
    If I could, I would only wear it

    I have researched the nosings I made
    To see what the experts have sayed
    Spice and honey
    And fine greenery
    But not one mentioned lemonade


    Me neither
    In sniffing a strip, need one strip?
    If so, staying home saves a trip
    To the brick-and-mortar
    Where I sniff scented water
    And am loath to disrobe (and unzip)
    Only the fool would take trouble to verify that his sentence was composed of ten as, three bs, four cs, four ds, forty-six es, sixteen fs, four gs, thirteen hs, fifteen is, two ks, nine ls, four ms, twenty-five ns, twenty-four os, five ps, sixteen rs, forty-one ss, thirty-seven ts, ten us, eight vs, eight ws, four xs, eleven ys, twenty-seven commas, twenty-three apostrophes, seven hyphens and, last but not least, a single!

    Go ahead. Test the veracity of this (1960s I think) pre-computer generated masterpiece of self-referential sentences.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kbe View Post
    In sniffing a strip, need one strip?
    If so, staying home saves a trip
    To the brick-and-mortar
    Where I sniff scented water
    And am loath to disrobe (and unzip)





    I prefer to sniff scents in the buff
    The abrasion of clothes is so rough
    When wearing My Sin
    Let it breath on skin
    But the postman has had quite enough

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    Quote Originally Posted by Le vagabond View Post





    I prefer to sniff scents in the buff
    The abrasion of clothes is so rough
    When wearing My Sin
    Let it breath on skin
    But the postman has had quite enough

    Mail carriers see many odd things
    From in-the-buff private part piercings
    To animal lust
    And a man being cussed
    For sporting two civet-scent earrings
    Only the fool would take trouble to verify that his sentence was composed of ten as, three bs, four cs, four ds, forty-six es, sixteen fs, four gs, thirteen hs, fifteen is, two ks, nine ls, four ms, twenty-five ns, twenty-four os, five ps, sixteen rs, forty-one ss, thirty-seven ts, ten us, eight vs, eight ws, four xs, eleven ys, twenty-seven commas, twenty-three apostrophes, seven hyphens and, last but not least, a single!

    Go ahead. Test the veracity of this (1960s I think) pre-computer generated masterpiece of self-referential sentences.
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    My Chanel bottles have no "VB"
    at least not from what I can see
    could it be that they are
    fake without a "BR"?
    oh, no 'cause they smell fine to me

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    When seeking an evening of sinning
    Just spray on some Filthy White Linen
    At first you'll seem clean
    And then quite obscene
    But all who you meet will be willing

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    Quote Originally Posted by Le vagabond View Post
    When seeking an evening of sinning
    Just spray on some Filthy White Linen
    At first you'll seem clean
    And then quite obscene
    But all who you meet will be willing
    Filthy White Linen, with pleats?
    Caused by acrobatic-like feats?
    Not a follower of Forrest
    But a stud named Morris,
    A damn Wizard under the sheets!
    Only the fool would take trouble to verify that his sentence was composed of ten as, three bs, four cs, four ds, forty-six es, sixteen fs, four gs, thirteen hs, fifteen is, two ks, nine ls, four ms, twenty-five ns, twenty-four os, five ps, sixteen rs, forty-one ss, thirty-seven ts, ten us, eight vs, eight ws, four xs, eleven ys, twenty-seven commas, twenty-three apostrophes, seven hyphens and, last but not least, a single!

    Go ahead. Test the veracity of this (1960s I think) pre-computer generated masterpiece of self-referential sentences.
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    As Santa emerged from the chute
    I woke up from the strength of his Brut
    And on the great day
    We still smelled Faberg
    It had even melted the fruit!

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    Oh, to be Jeremy F!
    I would kiss myself to death
    Impeccable taste
    A thirty inch waist
    And girls on the right and the left



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    I just got a bottle of Mitsouko
    A vintage, which wasn't a fluke-o
    No matter where you're located
    This never smells dated
    I'd even wear it to Juco




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