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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    Quote Originally Posted by SmellyEllie View Post
    I was walking in town with my mom
    Behind a young man in FlowerBomb
    My mother gasped “Ewww!”
    But I shouted “Honey, you do you!
    And he strutted right past with aplomb.
    I'm not surprised someone was in FlowerBomb,
    I am surprised the cat was a tom.
    I am sort of gutted,
    I missed when he strutted.
    That's a great scent to wear to the prom.

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    I was wearing my FlowerBomb
    And skipping along with a thong
    Right past dear Ellie
    In bright green wellies*
    Her mother's disgust was quite strong



    *Rubber boots

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    Quote Originally Posted by Bavard View Post
    I'm not surprised someone was in FlowerBomb,
    I am surprised the cat was a tom.
    I am sort of gutted,
    I missed when he strutted.
    That's a great scent to wear to the prom.
    Well, surprise surprise Sergeant Carter!
    It's a Flowerbomb gender rant starter
    Like a dip in the Styx
    Wear this frag and take licks
    As a flowering male fragrance martyr.
    Diapers and politicians should be changed often, and for the same reason..
    Currently wearing: Cuba Red by Cuba Paris

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    My officemate is out for the day
    I have decided that I will misbehave
    I break out my bottle
    Punch the sprayer like a throttle
    I love when I can overspray

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    Quote Originally Posted by SmellyEllie View Post
    My officemate is out for the day
    I have decided that I will misbehave
    I break out my bottle
    Punch the sprayer like a throttle
    I love when I can overspray
    I would force all my workers to wear
    Fine perfumes on their clothes and their hair
    But as I have none
    There is no such fun
    And into the mirror I stare
    Last edited by Le vagabond; 6th February 2019 at 12:15 PM.

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    Quote Originally Posted by kbe View Post
    Well, surprise surprise Sergeant Carter!
    It's a Flowerbomb gender rant starter
    Like a dip in the Styx
    Wear this frag and take licks
    As a flowering male fragrance martyr.
    If I ever want to get into martyrdom,
    I could pick up a bottle of Flowerbomb
    But wait, am I tripping?
    Vag wears it for skipping!
    It's equal parts: tragedy / sitcom.

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    Think interjection, dialog and simile
    Onomatopoeia, allusion and imagery
    With alliteration, notwithstanding
    Personification's soft landing,
    Some limericks eschew supersymmetry!
    Last edited by kbe; 7th February 2019 at 01:50 PM.
    Diapers and politicians should be changed often, and for the same reason..
    Currently wearing: Cuba Red by Cuba Paris




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