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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    Quote Originally Posted by SmellyEllie View Post
    I was walking in town with my mom
    Behind a young man in FlowerBomb
    My mother gasped “Ewww!”
    But I shouted “Honey, you do you!
    And he strutted right past with aplomb.
    I'm not surprised someone was in FlowerBomb,
    I am surprised the cat was a tom.
    I am sort of gutted,
    I missed when he strutted.
    That's a great scent to wear to the prom.

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    I was wearing my FlowerBomb
    And skipping along with a thong
    Right past dear Ellie
    In bright green wellies*
    Her mother's disgust was quite strong



    *Rubber boots

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bavard View Post
    I'm not surprised someone was in FlowerBomb,
    I am surprised the cat was a tom.
    I am sort of gutted,
    I missed when he strutted.
    That's a great scent to wear to the prom.
    Well, surprise surprise Sergeant Carter!
    It's a Flowerbomb gender rant starter
    Like a dip in the Styx
    Wear this frag and take licks
    As a flowering male fragrance martyr.
    Summer grasses
    All that remain
    Of warriors' dreams--Basho

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    My officemate is out for the day
    I have decided that I will misbehave
    I break out my bottle
    Punch the sprayer like a throttle
    I love when I can overspray

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    Quote Originally Posted by SmellyEllie View Post
    My officemate is out for the day
    I have decided that I will misbehave
    I break out my bottle
    Punch the sprayer like a throttle
    I love when I can overspray
    I would force all my workers to wear
    Fine perfumes on their clothes and their hair
    But as I have none
    There is no such fun
    And into the mirror I stare

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    Quote Originally Posted by kbe View Post
    Well, surprise surprise Sergeant Carter!
    It's a Flowerbomb gender rant starter
    Like a dip in the Styx
    Wear this frag and take licks
    As a flowering male fragrance martyr.
    If I ever want to get into martyrdom,
    I could pick up a bottle of Flowerbomb
    But wait, am I tripping?
    Vag wears it for skipping!
    It's equal parts: tragedy / sitcom.

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    Think interjection, dialog and simile
    Onomatopoeia, allusion and imagery
    With alliteration, notwithstanding
    Personification's soft landing,
    Some limericks eschew supersymmetry!
    Summer grasses
    All that remain
    Of warriors' dreams--Basho

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    Stercus, a fine scent about holes
    No, not the ones made by moles
    Perfumery wit
    Pertaining to shit?
    Or some crap about ass and the soul?

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    It sounds like Orto Parisi Stercus
    Could be a bit of a circus
    I can't be succincter:
    It's all about sphincter
    Why would anybody use it on purpose?

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    After pondering what to wear
    I whipped out the old Vent Vert
    Bitter, yet juicy
    Loved by Debussy
    Made me feel like a green teddy bear

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    Chanel Pour Monsieur

    Way back in the year '84
    I first wore the old Monsieur of lore
    The greatest cologne
    That I've ever known
    'They don't make 'em like that any more!'

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    Quote Originally Posted by Le vagabond View Post
    Chanel Pour Monsieur

    Way back in the year '84
    I first wore the old Monsieur of lore
    The greatest cologne
    That I've ever known
    'They don't make 'em like that any more!'
    It's a pity, the restrictions on oak moss,
    Although some artisans don't give a toss.
    If you're Rogue or Spirit Bear,
    You don't give a care.
    It's mainstream perfumery's loss.

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    There's a leathery rose that I know
    Which the French mispronounce as Galop
    Though I'd thought it a flop
    Must now have me Galop
    And its tacky and saddlery sheau.
    There is no beauty / That cannot be more abused / To beauty's effect.
    / blog:// https://cologniac.com / raging for the machines




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