Limericks and only limericks allowed

[Bavard]

I was walking in town with my mom
Behind a young man in FlowerBomb
My mother gasped “Ewww!”
But I shouted “Honey, you do you!
And he strutted right past with aplomb.

I'm not surprised someone was in FlowerBomb,
I am surprised the cat was a tom.
I am sort of gutted,
I missed when he strutted.
That's a great scent to wear to the prom.

[Le vagabond]

I was wearing my FlowerBomb
And skipping along with a thong
Right past dear Ellie
In bright green wellies*
Her mother's disgust was quite strong



*Rubber boots

[kbe]

I'm not surprised someone was in FlowerBomb,
I am surprised the cat was a tom.
I am sort of gutted,
I missed when he strutted.
That's a great scent to wear to the prom.

Well, surprise surprise Sergeant Carter!
It's a Flowerbomb gender rant starter
Like a dip in the Styx
Wear this frag and take licks
As a flowering male fragrance martyr.

[SmellyEllie]

My officemate is out for the day
I have decided that I will misbehave
I break out my bottle
Punch the sprayer like a throttle
I love when I can overspray

[Le vagabond]

My officemate is out for the day
I have decided that I will misbehave
I break out my bottle
Punch the sprayer like a throttle
I love when I can overspray

I would force all my workers to wear
Fine perfumes on their clothes and their hair
But as I have none
There is no such fun
And into the mirror I stare

[Bavard]

Well, surprise surprise Sergeant Carter!
It's a Flowerbomb gender rant starter
Like a dip in the Styx
Wear this frag and take licks
As a flowering male fragrance martyr.

If I ever want to get into martyrdom,
I could pick up a bottle of Flowerbomb
But wait, am I tripping?
Vag wears it for skipping!
It's equal parts: tragedy / sitcom.

[kbe]

Think interjection, dialog and simile
Onomatopoeia, allusion and imagery
With alliteration, notwithstanding
Personification's soft landing,
Some limericks eschew supersymmetry!

[Le vagabond]

Stercus, a fine scent about holes
No, not the ones made by moles
Perfumery wit
Pertaining to shit?
Or some crap about ass and the soul?

[Bavard]

It sounds like Orto Parisi Stercus
Could be a bit of a circus
I can't be succincter:
It's all about sphincter
Why would anybody use it on purpose?

[Le vagabond]

After pondering what to wear
I whipped out the old Vent Vert
Bitter, yet juicy
Loved by Debussy
Made me feel like a green teddy bear

[Le vagabond]

Chanel Pour Monsieur

Way back in the year '84
I first wore the old Monsieur of lore
The greatest cologne
That I've ever known
'They don't make 'em like that any more!'

[Bavard]

Chanel Pour Monsieur

Way back in the year '84
I first wore the old Monsieur of lore
The greatest cologne
That I've ever known
'They don't make 'em like that any more!'

It's a pity, the restrictions on oak moss,
Although some artisans don't give a toss.
If you're Rogue or Spirit Bear,
You don't give a care.
It's mainstream perfumery's loss.

[Redneck Perfumisto]

There's a leathery rose that I know
Which the French mispronounce as Galop
Though I'd thought it a flop
Must now have me Galop
And its tacky and saddlery sheau.

[Bavard]

There's a leathery rose that I know
Which the French mispronounce as Galop
Though I'd thought it a flop
Must now have me Galop
And its tacky and saddlery sheau.

Galop seems to be on the rise.
I've only given it a couple tries.
At the time, I wasn't caring
To try a full wearing.
Maybe I'd find it's just the right size.