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    Quote Originally Posted by Bavard View Post
    "We need more Ambrox!" said the new CEO.
    "Pineapple was 10 years ago!"
    "Look at Mont Blanc and Dior,
    if you want to know more."
    "It's all about Ambox, you know?"

    Creed in their time made some great scents
    Albeit mainly for gents
    Whether perfumed by Bourdon
    Olivier??? or Herault
    With my stash of vintage Portugal I'm content

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    Urine? Ah, you mean the indolics!
    And, yes, that other stuff, frankly, was bollocks.
    I like my white flowers neat,
    That stuff was too icky sweet.
    And, no, I am not an indole-a-holic!
    Denying that you're Indole-a-holic
    Decries a fact apostolic
    Religion aside
    One shouldn't deride
    A secretion deliciously diabolic
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    Quote Originally Posted by kbe View Post
    Denying that your Indole-a-holic
    Decries a fact apostolic
    Religion aside
    One shouldn't deride
    A secretion deliciously diabolic
    Stay quiet with an onslaught of sucrose?
    Even if the person gets too close?
    My philosophy's simple:
    My body's a temple,
    And I have to look after my glucose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bavard View Post
    Stay quiet with an onslaught of sucrose?
    Even if the person gets too close?
    My philosophy's simple:
    My body's a temple,
    And I have to look after my glucose.

    Checking sugar's a worthwhile task
    As is currently wearing a mask
    But let's not forget
    Not a one of us yet
    Spritzes glucose on skin from a flask!
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    Despite varied and numerous entreaties,
    To have someone still overdosing on sweeties,
    It seems my objection,
    Was met with rejection,
    And the person doesn't mind diabetes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bavard View Post
    Despite varied and numerous entreaties,
    To have someone still overdosing on sweeties,
    It seems my objection,
    Was met with rejection,
    And the person doesn't mind diabetes.

    C6 H12 O6
    Found in the cereal Kix
    Also Kechup and Colas
    May rot yer pre-molars
    And require an insulin fix
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    (One for the Brits)

    The Doctor prescribed him Lucozade tablay
    ��Bo’selecta�� for MJ was his sweetay
    Its a classic UK thing
    Lots of ‘chamones’ and ‘hEhes’
    And ol’ Jacko loved him some rhinoplastay

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    There once was a lad from Seville
    Who rubbed himself with orange peel
    ‘Mmmm, juicy, yet bitter!‘
    Declared the young critter
    ‘With guaranteed chica appeal!’
    Last edited by Le vagabond; 4th March 2020 at 11:25 AM.

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    Morning came on with a Bang
    Marc Jacobs, that is, did hang
    'Round my body like white
    On rice, through a night
    Of damnable sturm und drang
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    I’ve never tried that one called Bang
    Or anything by Vera Wang
    I’m not in the gang
    Cannot do your thang
    Don’t shoot me down, bang bang

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    The Game swept David off his slump
    So he smiled, no longer the chump
    His partner played dummy
    This wasn't gin rummy
    Dave shouted: "20!...20 no trump!"
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