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    Limericks and only limericks allowed
    Write a fair one and you can feel proud
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    and the feeling will bloom
    Respond to a previous and we’ll simply be “wowed”

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    My scent of the day was Gianfranco for Man
    I can feel myself becoming a fan
    Mossy and woody
    A nice vintage goodie
    More wearings this month is the plan

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    For the evening, I put on some Yatagan
    My mate said, “It’s nice to smell that again.”
    I said, “Thanks. For me too.”
    She was on me like glue.
    This Caron will be getting to bat again.

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    Nice idea, Bavard


    There once was a Jolie Madame
    Who came from the land of Balmain
    She wrapped herself round me
    Did things to astound me!
    And now I'm her number one fan

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    There once was a man named Bavard
    Whose fragrance 'game' was 'well 'ard'
    With vintage perfumes
    Piled up to the moon
    And a Basenotes badge with five stars

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    Asked a dog if it liked my Chic
    It woofed ‘dwo you mwean like Lwe Freak?’
    I said ‘no the Herrera’
    It just shrugged, looked for its carer
    I thought ‘sod this, I need to take a leak!’

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bavard View Post
    For the evening, I put on some Yatagan
    My mate said, “It’s nice to smell that again.”
    I said, “Thanks. For me too.”
    She was on me like glue.
    This Caron will be getting to bat again.
    Excellent!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheik Yerbouti View Post
    Asked a dog if it liked my Chic
    It woofed ‘dwo you mwean like Lwe Freak?’
    I said ‘no the Herrera’
    It just shrugged, looked for its carer
    I thought ‘sod this, I need to take a leak!’


    I've never tried that Chic by Herrera
    But have another that might scare ya
    It's Choc by Cardin
    For the alternative man
    A fruity skank from a bygone era
    Last edited by Le vagabond; 2nd October 2018 at 11:54 PM.

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    Was in a restaurant eating fromage
    The waiter just briskly walked past
    He came back said ‘your wearing Chanel,
    Damn you go to hell!’
    I said ‘you first, your wearing Sauvage’

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheik Yerbouti View Post
    Asked a dog if it liked my Chic
    It woofed ‘dwo you mwean like Lwe Freak?’
    I said ‘no the Herrera’
    It just shrugged, looked for its carer
    I thought ‘sod this, I need to take a leak!’
    Quote Originally Posted by Le vagabond View Post
    I've never tried that that Chic by Herrera
    But have another that might scare ya
    It's Choc by Cardin
    For the alternative man
    A fruity skank from a bygone era
    I'm another who's not tried the Chic
    My knowledge of Herrera is weak
    That dog was well spoken
    Mine's not even housebroken
    For peeing outdoors he's too meek

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    I met Miss Dior on a Monday
    Now on Wednesdays, Fridays and twice Sunday
    All dressed up in leather
    We look great together
    But I'm slightly concerned, what will Mum say?
    Last edited by Le vagabond; 28th December 2018 at 11:33 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Le vagabond View Post
    I met Miss Dior on a Monday
    Now Wednesday, Friday and twice Sunday
    All dressed up in leather
    We look great together
    But I'm slightly concerned, what will Mum say?
    For Miss Dior, you should be in the clear
    It doesn't even matter which year
    Vintage Originale
    Is my very best pal
    And the new Le Parfum I hold dear
    Last edited by Bavard; 2nd October 2018 at 11:48 AM.

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    That frag not lasting at all, kid?
    You feeling sorry you bought it?
    Try this little trick
    To get it to stick
    Just spritz away on your forehead!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheik Yerbouti View Post
    Asked a dog if it liked my Chic
    It woofed ‘dwo you mwean like Lwe Freak?’
    I said ‘no the Herrera’
    It just shrugged, looked for its carer
    I thought ‘sod this, I need to take a leak!’
    Quote Originally Posted by Le vagabond View Post


    I've never tried that that Chic by Herrera
    But have another that might scare ya
    It's Choc by Cardin
    For the alternative man
    A fruity skank from a bygone era
    Quote Originally Posted by Bavard View Post
    I'm another who's not tried the Chic
    My knowledge of Herrera is weak
    That dog was well spoken
    Mine's not even housebroken
    For peeing outdoors he's too meek
    Chic used to be so powerful and great
    It just didn’t fare well, was fate
    Reformulation made it so-so
    Even that dog was like ‘No’
    Had to switch to CH Men Prive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Schmo View Post
    That frag not lasting at all, kid?
    You feeling sorry you bought it?
    Try this little trick
    To get it to stick
    Just spritz away on your forehead!
    A curious spot to apply
    I'd hate to get some in my eye
    But, from what you say,
    It could last the whole day
    And if it gets compliments, I'd give it a try

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    A.V.E.N.T.U.S
    Giving you that batch code stress
    It is mildly pleasing
    But no panty teasing
    A personality will cost you much less

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    Quote Originally Posted by Le vagabond View Post
    A.V.E.N.T.U.S
    Giving you that batch code stress
    It is mildly pleasing
    But no panty teasing
    A personality will cost you much less
    I still think if I got the right batch
    I'd fancy myself quite the catch
    They say it's all true
    What the right juice can do
    And my life as a playa would hatch

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    I invented a brand new attar
    And called it 'Oud Sitar'
    It smelled like horse arse
    With a soupçon of class
    But not to be worn in a car

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    Wearing a spritz of Polo Cosmair.
    To layer with balm or a solo wear?
    Either way it’s all good
    I think more people should
    Rock this birch tar elixir as devil-may-care
    I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.

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    There once was a man named Godot
    Whose friends complained he did not show
    They broke out the Coco
    for which they went loco
    And laughed as they reached a new low

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    Quote Originally Posted by therese19 View Post
    There once was a man named Godot
    Whose friends complained he did not show
    They broke out the Coco
    for which they went loco
    And laughed as they reached a new low
    Enlightenment achieved, they perfumed
    Around them that sweet aura bloomed
    The so-called "Godot"
    Was always Coco
    That bit of waiting had them well groomed

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    An Aventus user named Dwight
    Spritzed it far too often that night
    A Basenoter present
    Sniffed something unpleasant
    Starting one hellova fight.
    Last edited by kbe; 20th October 2018 at 07:37 PM.
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    "Tu es Jolie, Madame"
    Said a Germaine Cellier fan.
    "Tu imbecile", she hissed,
    "My whole point you've missed.
    Try Bandit to know what I am."

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    A strange spritzer known as McSweeny
    Had a Bombay Sapphire scent weenie
    Just to be couth
    He added vermouth
    Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
    One if by land...two if by sea...three if by air....
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    There was a woman nicknamed clod clapper.

    Who was so strong she could have played for the Packers.

    Veins on her arms like anacondas

    She brazenly wore Wazamba

    Betcha ten bucks no one in this forum could tackle’er
    I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.

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    There once was a guy called Roudnitska
    Who knew how to make a mean spritzer
    Perfumed with herbs
    He found in the 'burbs
    And an enfleurage of my late sister

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    There was a young man from Turin
    Whose nose became incredibly thin
    From sniffing perfumes
    In minuscule rooms
    And now it is nothing but skin

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    Quote Originally Posted by checkmate View Post
    Wearing a spritz of Polo Cosmair.
    To layer with balm or a solo wear?
    Either way it’s all good
    I think more people should
    Rock this birch tar elixir as devil-may-care
    I finally compared the Cosmair and Warner
    Of the fragrance nobody puts in the corner
    Warner was dressy and neater
    Cosmair warmer and sweeter
    The current version makes me a mourner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cook.bot View Post
    "Tu es Jolie, Madame"
    Said a Germaine Cellier fan.
    "Tu imbecile", she hissed,
    "My whole point you've missed.
    Try Bandit to know what I am."
    To be clear, you're saying you've heard
    her work on the Piguet she preferred?
    And for the Balmain,
    She considered it plain?
    When I've sampled Bandit, I purred.

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    Quote Originally Posted by Sheik Yerbouti View Post
    Chic used to be so powerful and great
    It just didn’t fare well, was fate
    Reformulation made it so-so
    Even that dog was like ‘No’
    Had to switch to CH Men Prive
    Even the dog dissed the reform?
    On Basenotes that would be the norm.
    Should it sign up to post
    the subsequent roast?
    I can't think of a more useful platform.




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