Eau de Lacoste Femme (2013)
by Lacoste

It's so easy to tell when a perfume isn't even trying...

There's that mix of fake strawberry, fake peach, and a little bit of mint over soapy musk, all made weirdly salty so it smells like cheap fruity shampoo - it's immediately recognizable and literally thousands of perfumes smell like it. It's for girls who don't care about perfume but want to smell like they've recently showered.

This is Lacoste's version. I can't imagine anyone cares.