Cat jokes/sayings

  1. Nares Hughes
    Nares Hughes
    "Soldiers like dogs; artists like cats" (can't remember who was supposed to have said that).
    A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died. All three are faced with God, who wants to know what they believe.
    The German shepherd says, “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master.”
    “Good,” says God. “Then sit down on my right side. "
    To the Doberman, "What do you believe in?”
    The Doberman answers, “I believe in the love, care and protection of my master.”
    “Ah, yes,” said God. “You may sit to my left.”
    Then he looks at the cat and asks, “And what do you believe in?”
    The cat answers, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat.”
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