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  1. #271

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    The magic Gentleman by Givenchy
    The Mount Olympus of patchoulis
    Deep in the ground
    Its source can be found
    But is protected by wild honey bees

  2. #272

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    I urge you, as soon as you can
    To read reviews by Naed_Nitram
    In a world of his own
    He tells of cologne
    I remain, his No.1 fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Le vagabond View Post
    I urge you, as soon as you can
    To read reviews by Naed_Nitram
    In a world of his own
    He tells of cologne
    I remain, his No.1 fan
    Is Dean_Martin self-dyslexic?
    No way verbally anorexic
    Though incendiary in tone
    His reviews are not prone
    To be literally thought pyrotectic
    3x2(nyz)4a

    Beauty is truth, truth beauty,—that is all
    Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
    --John Keats
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  4. #274

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    There once was a fellow, Hermès
    Not known for sporting a fez
    But his scent, Equipage
    Was known at large:
    Leather, carnation and gingerbread
    Last edited by Le vagabond; 15th January 2021 at 10:20 AM.

  5. #275

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    What man wants to smell like a girl?
    And have a big baton to twirl?
    Fresh violets and rose
    Arousing your nose
    I'm in, I'll give it a whirl

  6. #276

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    A real tough guy smelling of wood
    Was convinced that he smelled as he should
    But the tip of his wood
    Didn't smell all that good
    So we chopped it off for firewood

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    A Corsican named Marc-Antoine
    Said "Try some of this perfume on.
    I made it from hay
    and an iris of gray
    and the breeze that blows through Avignon."

  8. #278

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    A fan of Parfum d'Empire
    Whispered soft and low in his ear
    'Come in my car
    Try my Eau de Gloire
    In the front, not in the rear'
    Last edited by Le vagabond; 23rd January 2021 at 05:44 PM.

  9. #279

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    There once was a lad, Ho Malone
    Who was left to make scents all alone
    His 'Pizza & Brut'
    Was rather cute
    But 'Filthy Animal' was his greatest cologne

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    Good God! Will these Limericks not end?
    Some the best, some the worst ever penned!
    As I've read scentful sounds
    By both wizards and clowns
    Drenched in Passage D'Enfer, I transcend
    3x2(nyz)4a

    Beauty is truth, truth beauty,—that is all
    Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
    --John Keats
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  11. #281

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    'Who ya calling a clown?' said the guy
    'Take this spritz of Jazz in the eye
    For a clown is a king
    Or much the same thing
    Toodle-oo, adios, and goodbye'

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    Quote Originally Posted by Le vagabond View Post
    What man wants to smell like a girl?
    And have a big baton to twirl?
    Fresh violets and rose
    Arousing your nose
    I'm in, I'll give it a whirl
    I'm in, it's totally on
    With or without a baton
    It's like autopilot
    with fresh rose and violet
    And I always seek out a salon

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    Default Re: Limericks and only limericks allowed

    Quote Originally Posted by Bavard View Post
    I'm in, it's totally on
    With or without a baton
    It's like autopilot
    with fresh rose and violet
    And I always seek out a salon
    Quote Originally Posted by Bavard View Post
    I'm in, it's totally on
    With or without a baton
    It's like autopilot
    with fresh rose and violet
    And I always seek out a salon
    A stick in one's hand, a baton?
    That's not any scent, rather wan
    Sailing ships have their yards
    Old Spice its blowhards
    Basenoters say firmly, "Spritz on!"
    3x2(nyz)4a

    Beauty is truth, truth beauty,—that is all
    Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
    --John Keats
    Currently wearing: Hiris by Hermès




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