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  1. #271

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    The magic Gentleman by Givenchy
    The Mount Olympus of patchoulis
    Deep in the ground
    Its source can be found
    But is protected by wild honey bees

  2. #272

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    I urge you, as soon as you can
    To read reviews by Naed_Nitram
    In a world of his own
    He tells of cologne
    I remain, his No.1 fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Le vagabond View Post
    I urge you, as soon as you can
    To read reviews by Naed_Nitram
    In a world of his own
    He tells of cologne
    I remain, his No.1 fan
    Is Dean_Martin self-dyslexic?
    No way verbally anorexic
    Though incendiary in tone
    His reviews are not prone
    To be literally thought pyrotectic
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  4. #274

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    There once was a fellow, Hermès
    Not known for sporting a fez
    But his scent, Equipage
    Was known at large:
    Leather, carnation and gingerbread
    Last edited by Le vagabond; 15th January 2021 at 09:20 AM.

  5. #275

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    What man wants to smell like a girl?
    And have a big baton to twirl?
    Fresh violets and rose
    Arousing your nose
    I'm in, I'll give it a whirl

  6. #276

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    A real tough guy smelling of wood
    Was convinced that he smelled as he should
    But the tip of his wood
    Didn't smell all that good
    So we chopped it off for firewood

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    A Corsican named Marc-Antoine
    Said "Try some of this perfume on.
    I made it from hay
    and an iris of gray
    and the breeze that blows through Avignon."

  8. #278

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    A fan of Parfum d'Empire
    Whispered soft and low in his ear
    'Come in my car
    Try my Eau de Gloire
    In the front, not in the rear'
    Last edited by Le vagabond; 23rd January 2021 at 04:44 PM.

  9. #279

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    There once was a lad, Ho Malone
    Who was left to make scents all alone
    His 'Pizza & Brut'
    Was rather cute
    But 'Filthy Animal' was his greatest cologne

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    Good God! Will these Limericks not end?
    Some the best, some the worst ever penned!
    As I've read scentful sounds
    By both wizards and clowns
    Drenched in Passage D'Enfer, I transcend
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  11. #281

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    'Who ya calling a clown?' said the guy
    'Take this spritz of Jazz in the eye
    For a clown is a king
    Or much the same thing
    Toodle-oo, adios, and goodbye'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Le vagabond View Post
    What man wants to smell like a girl?
    And have a big baton to twirl?
    Fresh violets and rose
    Arousing your nose
    I'm in, I'll give it a whirl
    I'm in, it's totally on
    With or without a baton
    It's like autopilot
    with fresh rose and violet
    And I always seek out a salon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bavard View Post
    I'm in, it's totally on
    With or without a baton
    It's like autopilot
    with fresh rose and violet
    And I always seek out a salon
    Quote Originally Posted by Bavard View Post
    I'm in, it's totally on
    With or without a baton
    It's like autopilot
    with fresh rose and violet
    And I always seek out a salon
    A stick in one's hand, a baton?
    That's not any scent, rather wan
    Sailing ships have their yards
    Old Spice its blowhards
    Basenoters say firmly, "Spritz on!"
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  14. #284

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    There once was an Eau de Toilette
    About batches, people did fret
    Someone once told me the true Nez
    The memory is hazy today
    But I think it was [redacted]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grant View Post
    There once was an Eau de Toilette
    About batches, people did fret
    Someone once told me the true Nez
    The memory is hazy today
    But I think it was [redacted]
    It's the itch I can just never scratch:
    the search for the holy grail batch.
    But for a large dose of smoke,
    Maybe I can get one bespoke?
    What's the name again, I didn't quite catch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bavard View Post
    It's the itch I can just never scratch:
    the search for the holy grail batch.
    But for a large dose of smoke,
    Maybe I can get one bespoke?
    What's the name again, I didn't quite catch?
    tis something that I regret,
    I didn’t think I’d forget
    its one of two ‘fumers
    (according to rumours)
    possibly Jerome Epinette

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grant View Post
    tis something that I regret,
    I didn’t think I’d forget
    its one of two ‘fumers
    (according to rumours)
    possibly Jerome Epinette
    Ah, as a sequel to Lotus for Men!
    He went for blackcurrant again*
    I’m left in a bit of a lurch,
    But I’m saving the search!
    The bay doesn’t have any in.

    * According to SirSlarty

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    What's this hubub 'bout some smelly juice?
    By short pens that are much too loose
    Without proper meter
    They gimbal and teeter
    From la trek they are simply abstruce!
    3x2(nyz)4a

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    He'd thrown clay for this sorcerer's daughter
    'Twas his beard that had fully besot her
    Her flacon of Dior
    Spilled over the floor
    As she bedded her own hairy potter
    Last edited by kbe; 5th July 2021 at 02:02 PM.
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  21. #291

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    How many of us here are obsessive
    ‘bout our fragrances over possessive
    If we had only five
    We’d all still survive
    And our wardrobes might not feel as excessive
    Currently enjoying

    Bois du Portugal / Aventus / Pour Monsieur / Boss Number One (current)
    Sagamore (vintage) / Drakkar Noir / Bright Neroli / Cool Water (vintage)
    Patrick / Allure Homme / Jazz Club / YSL Pour Homme HC


  22. #292

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    So few here think of this as addiction
    Rationality sniffed at, as though fiction
    Never listening to reason
    Spending season to season
    ‘I can stop honestly’, ooh Contradiction!
    Currently enjoying

    Bois du Portugal / Aventus / Pour Monsieur / Boss Number One (current)
    Sagamore (vintage) / Drakkar Noir / Bright Neroli / Cool Water (vintage)
    Patrick / Allure Homme / Jazz Club / YSL Pour Homme HC


  23. #293

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    A test for you if you’re afflicted
    But may not think you are addicted
    You have 800 frags
    in boxes and bags
    No cash, no space and you feel quite conflicted
    Currently enjoying

    Bois du Portugal / Aventus / Pour Monsieur / Boss Number One (current)
    Sagamore (vintage) / Drakkar Noir / Bright Neroli / Cool Water (vintage)
    Patrick / Allure Homme / Jazz Club / YSL Pour Homme HC


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    Of course!", he yelled in loud voice,
    Be it far from me to rejoice
    For my regions below
    On this night of the blow
    'Perfume Sucks' seems so perfect a choice..
    3x2(nyz)4a

    Me and Mrs. Jones...we got a thing going on..
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  25. #295

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    It doesn’t suck, but I’m not ‘jazz hands hooray’
    For more perfume you mean we should pray?
    Some souls don’t know when’s enough.
    I aint round a maypole in the buff
    But my cologne, it’s true, I like to spray.
    Currently enjoying

    Bois du Portugal / Aventus / Pour Monsieur / Boss Number One (current)
    Sagamore (vintage) / Drakkar Noir / Bright Neroli / Cool Water (vintage)
    Patrick / Allure Homme / Jazz Club / YSL Pour Homme HC


  26. #296

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    Old Antaeus has a mighty fine hum
    The castoreum’s like leather, not rum
    How many are eager
    To smell o’ back end of beaver
    Not stinky and smells nothing like bum
    Currently enjoying

    Bois du Portugal / Aventus / Pour Monsieur / Boss Number One (current)
    Sagamore (vintage) / Drakkar Noir / Bright Neroli / Cool Water (vintage)
    Patrick / Allure Homme / Jazz Club / YSL Pour Homme HC





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